Obnoxious Chocs | Bagstock & Bumble

Funny Gift for Boyfriend or Girlfriend - Box of funny Valentine’s chocolates with cheeky messages - perfect for a gift that says ‘romance is overrated, but chocolate isn’t'

Video of Bagstock & Bumble Partners Obnoxious Chocs gift box being opened, revealing solid Belgian chocolate hearts with cheeky, sarcastic messages – a funny gift for your other half - whether they deserve it or not...

Obnoxious Chocs Funny Gift for Boyfriend or Girlfriend | Bagstock & Bumble

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Obnoxious Chocs Funny Gift for Boyfriend or Girlfriend | Bagstock & Bumble

Unique gifts boyfriend: Heart-shaped chocolates with witty, brutally honest messages. A funny Valentine’s gift for men who prefer sarcasm over sweet nothing

Chunky, solid Fairtrade Belgian chocolate hearts - smooth, scrumptious and full of attitude. A funny Valentine’s gift for couples that actually tastes good

Cheeky Obnoxious Chocs chocolate hearts in a bold, retro looking box - a triumph of sarcasm over soppiness

Our colourful, retro Obnoxious Chocs packaging means the chocolates are ready to gift for the perfect cheeky treat.

Simple and elegant chocolate gift wrapping – High-quality kraft wrapping with a hand-tied ribbon, perfect for sending your chocolate gift straight to the recipient with no extra fuss.

Kraft monster gift tag for a playful touch – Our custom-printed monster gift tag adds charm to your chocolate gift wrapping, making it easy to send straight to the recipient.

Kraft octopus gift tag for a charming gift – A beautifully printed octopus design tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.

Kraft octopus gift tag for a stylish finish – A beautifully printed octopus design gift tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.

Beautifully wrapped chocolate gift with monster tag – Our custom-designed gift wrap with a monster gift tag ensures your chocolate gift is thoughtful, high quality, and ready to send.

Hand-printed greeting cards for the perfect finishing touch – Choose from our monster or octopus design to add a personal message to your chocolate gift. Simple, thoughtful, and unique.

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Bagstock & Bumble Obnoxious Chocs gift box featuring heart-shaped Fairtrade Belgian chocolates engraved with cheeky pregnancy sayings like 'Future MILF' and 'Get some sleep', a fun and unusual present for expectant mums.

Present for Pregnant Friend - Assortment of Bagstock & Bumble heart-shaped Fairtrade Belgian chocolates, each with witty pregnancy phrases like 'Too late now!' and 'Sh*t’s getting real'.

Obnoxious Chocs Funny Pregnancy Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

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Obnoxious Chocs Funny Pregnancy Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

Gifts for Baby Showers - Detailed view of broken Bagstock & Bumble pregnancy chocolates, highlighting the rich, chunky Fairtrade Belgian chocolate made for seriously satisfying indulgence.

Bagstock & Bumble’s cheeky pregnancy-themed chocolates, with bold phrases on thick, heart-shaped Fairtrade chocolate – the ultimate tongue-in-cheek baby shower gift.

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Gift box of Bagstock & Bumble Happy Birthday Obnoxious Chocs held up, featuring heart-shaped Fairtrade chocolate with sarcastic birthday phrases, ideal for anyone getting older (and grumpier).

Video of Bagstock & Bumble Birthday Obnoxious Chocs gift box being opened, showing solid Belgian chocolate hearts with sarcastic birthday messages, a funny gift for someone getting older (and grumpier).

Obnoxious Chocs Funny Birthday Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

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Obnoxious Chocs Funny Birthday Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

Selection of Bagstock & Bumble chocolate for birthdays displayed on plinths, showing off funny engraved messages like 'Sorry you got old', perfect for a cheeky birthday treat.

40th Birthday Chocolate ideas - Broken pieces of Bagstock & Bumble birthday chocolates highlighting the chunky Fairtrade milk chocolate inside – rich, indulgent and a little bit rude.

Happy Birthday Obnoxious Chocs by Bagstock & Bumble with their bold, vintage-inspired packaging – ready to gift and packed with Fairtrade chocolate and cheek.

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Eight milk chocolate hearts decorated with funny Christmas slogans and presented in an Obnoxious Chocs gift box. The perfect Secret Santa gift for him.

Funny chocolate stocking filler... a close up of the chunky Belgian milk chocolate hearts in the Christmas Obnoxious Chocs gift box.

Christmas Obnoxious Chocs... a cheeky Secret Santa gift

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Christmas Obnoxious Chocs... a cheeky Secret Santa gift

The Obnoxious Chocs funny Christmas gift for friends presented in their gift box. The slogans include: 'Wake me when it's over'; 'Bah Humbug'; 'At least there's booze'; 'Not again'; 'Stuff this!'; 'Ho, ho, no'; 'Merry Kissmyass'; and 'Keep the receipts'.

A view of the lid of the custom made 'Obnoxious Chocs' kraft gift box

An extreme close up of the lettering on the Obnoxious Chocs gift packaging

Simply elegant chocolate gift wrapping – kraft gift wrapping with a hand-tied ribbon, perfect for sending your chocolate gift straight to the recipient with no extra fuss.

Gift Wrap with Octopus Tag - Gift Wrapped Chocolates by Post Free Delivery

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Bagstock & Bumble Engagement Obnoxious Chocs gift box being held up, filled with Fairtrade chocolate hearts decorated with sarcastic messages for the soon to be nearly-weds.

Video showing Bagstock & Bumble Engagement Obnoxious Chocs gift box being opened to reveal solid Belgian chocolate hearts with cheeky messages for the nearly-weds, a funny engagement gift for couples who don’t take it too seriously.

Obnoxious Chocs Engagement Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

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Obnoxious Chocs Engagement Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

Heart-shaped Bagstock & Bumble engagement chocolates on plinths, featuring cheeky engraved slogans like 'Game over', a brilliant engagement gift for couples who love a bit of banter.

Engagement Gift Ideas - Close-up of broken Bagstock & Bumble Obnoxious Chocs hearts showing the chunky, premium Fairtrade Belgian chocolate centres.

Engagement Obnoxious Chocs shown in their box with colourful, retro-inspired packaging, making gifting easy (and deliciously inappropriate).

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Funny Divorce or Break Up Gift - Hands holding a box of Bagstock & Bumble Divorce Obnoxious Chocs, packed with heart-shaped Fairtrade chocolates featuring cheeky messages.

Video of Bagstock & Bumble Divorce Obnoxious Chocs gift box being opened, revealing solid Belgian chocolate hearts with cheeky breakup messages, a funny gift for anyone newly single and thriving.

Obnoxious Chocs Funny Divorce or Break Up Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

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Obnoxious Chocs Funny Divorce or Break Up Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

Bagstock & Bumble divorce chocolates on display, decorated with playful phrases like 'I did', perfect for a fun and slightly savage divorce gift for her.

Funny Break Up Gifts - a close up of the chunky chocolate hearts with cheeky messages like 'Never liked 'em' and 'Sod that'

Divorce Obnoxious Chocs from Bagstock & Bumble, pictured with vibrant vintage-style packaging, ready to gift to anyone who’s back on the market.

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Funny thank you chocolates – A box of Obnoxious Chocs being held up, featuring cheeky messages on chunky Belgian milk chocolate hearts—perfect for a not-so-soppy thank you.

Thank You Chocolates by Post - Broken up Obnoxious Chocs showing off the thick, solid pieces of handmade milk chocolate with cheeky cocoa butter messages.

Obnoxious Chocs Funny Thank You Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

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Hands holding a box of Bagstock & Bumble Dad Obnoxious Chocs, packed with chunky Belgian chocolate hearts and sarcastic messages.

Video showing Bagstock & Bumble Dad Obnoxious Chocs gift box being opened to reveal solid Belgian chocolate hearts with slogans like 'Who’s the daddy?' and 'Can I have a lift?', a funny gift for dad.

Obnoxious Chocs Funny Gift for Dad | Bagstock & Bumble

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Obnoxious Chocs Funny Gift for Dad | Bagstock & Bumble

Funny Father's Day chocolate - chocolates on plinths, showing off slogans like 'Who’s the Daddy?' and 'Can I have a lift?'.

Dad Joke Gift - Broken chocolate hearts from Bagstock & Bumble's Dad collection, highlighting thick, solid Belgian chocolate and the cocoa butter decoration.

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Hands holding a box of Bagstock & Bumble Mum Obnoxious Chocs, packed with heart-shaped Fairtrade chocolates featuring witty, no-nonsense messages for mums everywhere.

Funny Mother's Day Gifts - Bagstock & Bumble chocolates on display, engraved with playful phrases like 'Thanks for having me', the ideal gift for any mum with a sense of humour.

Obnoxious Chocs Funny Gift For Mum | Bagstock & Bumble

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Obnoxious Chocs Funny Gift For Mum | Bagstock & Bumble

Sarcastic Presents for Mum - Broken chunks of Obnoxious Chocs showing off the thick, smooth Fairtrade Belgian milk chocolate inside – because Mums deserve the good stuff.

Mum Obnoxious Chocs from Bagstock & Bumble, pictured with vibrant vintage-style packaging, ready to gift to the slightly knackered superhero in your life.

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Hand holding a box of Bagstock & Bumble Sorry Obnoxious Chocs, packed with chunky Belgian chocolate hearts and sarcastic apology messages.

Video showing Bagstock & Bumble Sorry Obnoxious Chocs gift box being opened, revealing solid Belgian chocolate hearts with cheeky messages like 'My bad' and 'I got you chocolates', a funny sorry gift for any occasion.

Obnoxious Chocs Funny Apology Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

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Obnoxious Chocs Funny Apology Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

Sorry Chocolate Gift - Broken chocolate hearts from Bagstock & Bumble Sorry Obnoxious Chocs set, showing thick Belgian chocolate with cocoa butter slogans.

Sarcastic Apologies - Sorry Obnoxious Chocs from Bagstock & Bumble shown inside the box alongside bright, vintage packaging, made for gifting.

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Hand holding a box of Bagstock & Bumble Inspirational Obnoxious Chocs, packed with Belgian chocolate hearts and sarcastic motivational messages.

"Video of Bagstock & Bumble Inspirational Obnoxious Chocs gift box being opened, showing solid Belgian chocolate hearts with cheeky messages like 'When in doubt, don’t' and 'Namastay in bed', a funny gift for friends.

Obnoxious Chocs Funny Motivational Quotes Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

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Obnoxious Chocs Funny Motivational Quotes Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

Bagstock & Bumble Inspirational chocolates on plinths, showing slogans like 'Namastay in bed' and 'When in doubt, don’t' – perfect novelty chocolates for friends.

Cheeky Presents for Her - Broken pieces from Bagstock & Bumble Obnoxious Chocs, showing the scrumptious thick Belgian chocolate hearts with funny messages.

Inspirational Obnoxious Chocs from Bagstock & Bumble inside the box next to colourful, vintage packaging, ready to hand straight over to the lucky recipient.

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Funny Get Well Soon Gift - Hands holding a box of Bagstock & Bumble Get Well Obnoxious Chocs, packed with Belgian chocolate hearts and sarcastic get well messages.

Video showing Bagstock & Bumble Get Well Obnoxious Chocs gift box being opened to reveal solid Belgian chocolate hearts with cheeky messages like 'You soft sod' and 'You look like crap', a funny get well gift for anyone in need of a pick-me-up.

Obnoxious Chocs Funny Get Well Soon Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

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Obnoxious Chocs Funny Get Well Soon Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

Bagstock & Bumble Get Well Soon chocolate hearts on plinths, showing slogans like 'You soft sod' and 'You look like crap'.

Post Op Gifts - deliciously cheeky fairtrade chocolate hearts, broken up to show the chunky milk chocolate centre.

Get Well Obnoxious Chocs from Bagstock & Bumble inside the box with bold vintage packaging, ideal for gifting to someone who is feeling a bit under the weather and needs cheering up.

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Funny Easter chocolate for adults – a chunky milk chocolate slab with a grumpy cartoon frog and the slogan “Smile Mardy Bum, this chocolate is yours”.

Chunky milk chocolate slab featuring a cheeky gift for grumpy grown-ups at Easter.

'Smile Mardy Bum' Chocolate Slab | Funny Easter Chocolate for Adults | Bagstock & Bumble

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'Smile Mardy Bum' Chocolate Slab | Funny Easter Chocolate for Adults | Bagstock & Bumble

Close-up of thick fairtrade Belgian milk chocolate slab broken into pieces.

Obnoxious Chocs boxed Easter treat with edible image of a moddy frog and a “Smile Mardy Bum” tongue-in-cheek message.

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Hands holding a chunky milk chocolate slab with a crying child image and a tongue-in-cheek “Steal their eggs later” message – a bold alternative Easter chocolate for adults.

'Steal Their Eggs Later' Chocolate Slab | Funny Alternative Easter Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

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'Steal Their Eggs Later' Chocolate Slab | Funny Alternative Easter Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

Funny Easter chocolate gift for grown-ups – a crying child design on a milk chocolate slab, boxed and ready for gifting.

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Box of Bagstock & Bumble Menopause Obnoxious Chocs held up, featuring heart-shaped Belgian chocolates with pastel-coloured, sarcastic slogans – a funny menopause gift for friends who need a laugh.

Video showing Bagstock & Bumble Menopause Obnoxious Chocs gift box being opened to reveal pastel-decorated Belgian chocolate hearts with brutally honest messages, a funny menopause gift for anyone riding the hormonal rollercoaster.

Obnoxious Chocs Funny Menopause Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

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Obnoxious Chocs Funny Menopause Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

Perimenopause gift - A selection of Obnoxious Chocs from Bagstock & Bumble displayed on plinths, showing off cheeky messages like 'What was I doing?' and 'She came. She saw. She forgot why.'

Menopause jokes from Bagstock & Bumble - Obnoxious Chocs in their gift box, shown next to colourful, retro-inspired packaging that's ready to hand straight over.

Broken pieces of Bagstock & Bumble menopause chocolates, highlighting the thick, solid Fairtrade Belgian milk chocolate inside.

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Hands holding a box of Bagstock & Bumble Congratulations Obnoxious Chocs, packed with Belgian chocolate hearts and sarcastic messages.

Congratulations Chocolate Gift – eight Obnoxious Chocs hearts, each decorated with a playful congratulations message, perfect for celebrating wins with a grin.

Obnoxious Chocs Funny Congratulations Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

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Obnoxious Chocs Funny Congratulations Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

Funny Well Done Messages - Broken up chocolate hearts from Bagstock & Bumble Congratulations Obnoxious Chocs.

Congratulations Obnoxious Chocs from Bagstock & Bumble shown inside the box with bold vintage packaging, ready to hand straight to the lucky recipient.

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