Who knew that chocolate was the perfect closure?

These Obnoxious Chocs make the perfect funny divorce gift for anyone newly single and ready to laugh about it... or at least eat their feelings in peace.

Inside the custom, vintage styled gift box, they’ll find eight chunky Belgian milk chocolate hearts, each decorated with a slogan that says what everyone else is thinking:  ‘Happy ever after’, ‘I did’, ‘Never liked ’em’, ‘Next!’, ‘Practice makes perfect’, ‘Sod that’, ‘To keeping the big telly’, and ‘Well rid’.

Made with Fairtrade chocolate, a bit of coloured cocoa butter, and zero sugar-coating.

All of our packaging is free of plastic.

We can send your chocolates directly to the recipient if you chose. We offer gift wrapping and a choice of gift tags and greetings cards – so take a look at the options in the images above which you can add from the drop down boxes when placing your order. Don’t forget to input a short personal message in the box provided if you’d like us to write it onto the tag or card for you.

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All of Bagstock & Bumble's treats are hand made in West Yorkshire from the finest quality, fair trade Belgian chocolate.

Best before: All items will have a minimum of 4 weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date, which is clearly marked on the packaging.

Allergies: Our milk and white chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.

Storage: Please store our chocolate items in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated - this may cause the chocolate to bloom and produce unsightly white marks on its surface (though it would still be perfectly fine to eat).

Ingredients (Allergens in Bold):

Milk chocolate (33.6% min cocoa solids): sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, unsweetened chocolate, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), natural vanilla flavour Fair Trade Certified FLO ID 1441

Decoration: Cocoa butter, titanium dioxide, hydrated aluminium oxide, E104* *May have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children

Each chocolate is approximately 4cm x 4cm at their widest and highest and they weigh approximately 16g each (there is a total of approximately 120g of chocolate in each box). We know the measurements because we made the moulds, but our weights will vary slightly because they are made by our own experienced, if imprecise, hands.