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Box of Bagstock & Bumble Menopause Obnoxious Chocs held up, featuring heart-shaped Belgian chocolates with pastel-coloured, sarcastic slogans – a funny menopause gift for friends who need a laugh.
Our colourful, retro Obnoxious Chocs packaging means the chocolates are ready to gift for the perfect cheeky treat.
Perimenopause gift - A selection of Obnoxious Chocs from Bagstock & Bumble displayed on plinths, showing off cheeky messages like 'What was I doing?' and 'She came. She saw. She forgot why.'
Menopause jokes from Bagstock & Bumble - Obnoxious Chocs in their gift box, shown next to colourful, retro-inspired packaging that's ready to hand straight over.
Broken pieces of Bagstock & Bumble menopause chocolates, highlighting the thick, solid Fairtrade Belgian milk chocolate inside.
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Obnoxious Chocs Funny Menopause Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

16.95 GBP

Finally, a funny menopause gift that says what we’re all thinking – when we can remember what we were thinking!

The menopause edition of our bestselling Obnoxious Chocs contains eight solid Belgian milk chocolate hearts, each printed with a pastel-hued, brutally honest message, from "What was I doing?" to the ever-useful "Fuck off."

The full list of messages is:  What was I doing?; Fuck off; Is it hot in here?; She came, she saw, she forgot why; This girl is on fire; Notorious HRT; Rebel with menopause; and Seriously, fuck off.

Crafted for maximum enjoyment, these chunky milk chocolates are here to provide emotional support in edible form.  The perfect pick-me-up for a pal who’s navigating the night sweats... these chocolates are designed to make you laugh before you melt.

The chocolates are packaged in our signature, retro inspired Obnoxious Chocs that make them a perfect ready-to-gift treat for a friend.

As always, these chocolate hearts are made from top quality, fairtrade Belgian chocolate and are decorated with edible chocolate transfers and coloured cocoa butter.

We can send your chocolates directly to the recipient if you chose. We offer gift wrapping and a choice of gift tags and greetings cards – so take a look at the options in the images above which you can add from the drop down boxes when placing your order. Don’t forget to input a short personal message in the box provided if you’d like us to write it onto the tag or card for you.

FURTHER INFORMATION

All of Bagstock & Bumble's treats are hand made in West Yorkshire from the finest quality fair trade Belgian chocolate.

Best before: All items will have an absolute minimum of six weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date which will be clearly marked on the packaging.

Allergies: Our white and milk chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.

Storage: Please store our items in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated - this may cause the chocolate to bloom and product unsightly white marks on the surface (thought it would still be perfectly fine to eat).
INGREDIENTS AND WEIGHT

Allergens (not all in all bars): Soy lecithin, whole milk powder, gluten, hazelnuts

Milk chocolate (33.6% min cocoa solids): sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, unsweetened chocolate, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), natural vanilla flavour Fair Trade Certified FLO ID 1441

White chocolate: sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, emulsified (soya lecithin), natural vanilla flavouring. Fairtrade certified W2NVFAIR-554

Chocolate crispearls: chocolate (cocoa mass; sugar; cocoa butter; milkfat; emulsifier: soya lecithin; natural vanilla flavouring) ; crisped cereals (wheat flour, sugar, wheat malt flour, starch (wheat), raising agent: E500ii, salt, cocoa butter, natural vanilla flavouring); glucose syrup; sugar; glazing agent: E414; modified starch; vegetable fat (coconut)

Honeycomb pieces: sugar, glucose syrup, non-hydrogenated vegetable fat, raising agent

Coloured cocoa butter: Cocoa butter, titanium dioxide, hydrated aluminium oxide, E104* (*May have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children)

Hazelnuts, dried cranberries (cranberries, sugar, sunflower oil)

Chocolate beans: milk chocolate (50%) (sugar, cocoa butter, skimmed milk powder, cocoa mass, whole milk powder, buttermilk, emulsifier soya lecthin, flavouring), sugar, colours (beetroot red, mixed carotenes, anthocyanins, titanium dioxide, plain caramel curcumin, copper complexes of clorophyllins), glazing agents (shellac, gum arabit, carnauba wax, beeswax), orange flavoring

100s & 1000s: sugar, wheat starch, glucose syrup, glazing agents (vegetable oil, beeswax), colours (E100, E120)

Popping Candy: sugar, glucose syrup, lactose (from milk), carbon dioxide, vegetable fat (palm)

Transfer sheets: Modified starches E1422, E1412, sugar, cocoa butter, stabilizers E460I, E414, emulsifier E435, E322, humectant E422, flavours. Coloured inks: water, humectant E422, propylene glycol preservative E330, xanthan gum E415, sodium benzoate E211, citric acid E330, food colours E102, E122, E124, E133, E171

Each chocolate bar measures 9.5cm x 3.5 cm and weighs approx 35-40g. We know the measurements because we made the moulds, but our weights will vary slightly because they are made by our own experienced, if imprecise, hands.

gifts by post

We can wrap your gift and send it straight to the recipient

SUSTAINABLY MADE

We make all our chocolates by hand in small batches

Plastic free

All our packaging is biodegradable or compostable

fairtrade

Our chocolate is certified fairtrade

scrumptious

Satisfyingly chunky and supremely yummy

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