Box of Bagstock & Bumble Menopause Obnoxious Chocs held up, featuring heart-shaped Belgian chocolates with pastel-coloured, sarcastic slogans – a funny menopause gift for friends who need a laugh.

Our colourful, retro Obnoxious Chocs packaging means the chocolates are ready to gift for the perfect cheeky treat.

Perimenopause gift - A selection of Obnoxious Chocs from Bagstock & Bumble displayed on plinths, showing off cheeky messages like 'What was I doing?' and 'She came. She saw. She forgot why.'

Menopause jokes from Bagstock & Bumble - Obnoxious Chocs in their gift box, shown next to colourful, retro-inspired packaging that's ready to hand straight over.

Broken pieces of Bagstock & Bumble menopause chocolates, highlighting the thick, solid Fairtrade Belgian milk chocolate inside.

Simple and elegant chocolate gift wrapping – High-quality kraft wrapping with a hand-tied ribbon, perfect for sending your chocolate gift straight to the recipient with no extra fuss.

Kraft octopus gift tag for a charming gift – A beautifully printed octopus design tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.

Kraft monster gift tag for a playful touch – Our custom-printed monster gift tag adds charm to your chocolate gift wrapping, making it easy to send straight to the recipient.

Kraft octopus gift tag for a stylish finish – A beautifully printed octopus design gift tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.

Beautifully wrapped chocolate gift with monster tag – Our custom-designed gift wrap with a monster gift tag ensures your chocolate gift is thoughtful, high quality, and ready to send.

Hand-printed greeting cards for the perfect finishing touch – Choose from our monster or octopus design to add a personal message to your chocolate gift. Simple, thoughtful, and unique.

Obnoxious Chocs Funny Menopause Gift

Name: Obnoxious Chocs Funny Menopause Gift
Brand: Bagstock & Bumble
Price: 16.95 GBP
Availability: InStock

16.95 GBP

GIFT WRAPPING OPTIONS

Finally, a funny menopause gift that says what we’re all thinking – when we can remember what we were thinking!

The menopause edition of our bestselling Obnoxious Chocs contains eight solid Belgian milk chocolate hearts, each printed with a pastel-hued, brutally honest message, from "What was I doing?" to the ever-useful "Fuck off."

The full list of messages is: What was I doing?; Fuck off; Is it hot in here?; She came, she saw, she forgot why; This girl is on fire; Notorious HRT; Rebel with menopause; and Seriously, fuck off.

Crafted for maximum enjoyment, these chunky milk chocolates are here to provide emotional support in edible form. The perfect pick-me-up for a pal who’s navigating the night sweats... these chocolates are designed to make you laugh before you melt.

The chocolates are packaged in our signature, retro inspired Obnoxious Chocs that make them a perfect ready-to-gift treat for a friend.

As always, these chocolate hearts are made from top quality, fairtrade Belgian chocolate and are decorated with edible chocolate transfers and coloured cocoa butter.

We can send your chocolates directly to the recipient if you chose. We offer gift wrapping and a choice of gift tags and greetings cards – so take a look at the options in the images above which you can add from the drop down boxes when placing your order. Don’t forget to input a short personal message in the box provided if you’d like us to write it onto the tag or card for you.

FURTHER INFORMATION

All of Bagstock & Bumble's treats are hand made in West Yorkshire from the finest quality fair trade Belgian chocolate.

Best before: All items will have an absolute minimum of six weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date which will be clearly marked on the packaging.

Allergies: Our white and milk chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.

Storage: Please store our items in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated - this may cause the chocolate to bloom and product unsightly white marks on the surface (thought it would still be perfectly fine to eat).

INGREDIENTS AND WEIGHT

Allergens: Soy lecithin, whole milk powder

Milk chocolate (33.6% min cocoa solids): sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, unsweetened chocolate, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), natural vanilla flavour. Fair Trade Certified FLO ID 1441

Cocoa butter decoration: cocoa butter, titanium dioxide

Edible transfer: water, humectant E422, propylene glycol preservative E330, xanthan gum E415, sodium benzoate E211, citric acid E330, food colours E102, E122, E124, E133, E171

Each chocolate is approximately 4cm x 4cm at their widest and highest and they weigh approximately 20g each (there is a total of approximately 160g of chocolate in each box). We know the measurements because we made the moulds, but our weights will vary slightly because they are made by our own experienced, if imprecise, hands.