Because pregnancy is hard… but at least there’s chocolate.

Our Obnoxious Chocs make a great funny pregnancy gift for mums-to-be who need a bit of a laugh (and a lot of chocolate). Whether it’s for congratulations, a gift for a baby shower treat or just a pick-me-up, these handmade Fairtrade Belgian milk chocolates are a guaranteed win.

Each set of eight chunky chocolate hearts has the following messages: ‘Too late now!’; ‘Eating for two’; ‘Bun in Oven on’; ‘Sh**’s getting real’; ‘Get some sleep’; ‘Nine. Months. No. Booze.’; ‘All the hormones’; and ‘Future MILF’. The writing is applied using small amounts of cocoa butter.

Packed in a custom Obnoxious Chocs box and 100% plastic-free, so it’s easy to gift (and even easier to eat).

We can send your chocolates directly to the recipient if you chose. We offer gift wrapping and a choice of gift tags and greetings cards – so take a look at the options in the images above which you can add from the drop down boxes when placing your order. Don’t forget to input a short personal message in the box provided if you’d like us to write it onto the tag or card for you.

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All of Bagstock & Bumble's treats are hand made in West Yorkshire from the finest quality, fair trade Belgian chocolate.

Best before: All items will have a minimum of 4 weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date, which is clearly marked on the packaging.

Allergies: Our milk and white chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.

Storage: Please store our chocolate items in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated - this may cause the chocolate to bloom and produce unsightly white marks on its surface (though it would still be perfectly fine to eat).

Ingredients (Allergens in Bold):

Milk chocolate (33.6% min cocoa solids): sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, unsweetened chocolate, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), natural vanilla flavour Fair Trade Certified FLO ID 1441

Decoration: Cocoa butter, titanium dioxide, hydrated aluminium oxide, E104* *May have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children

Each chocolate is approximately 4cm x 4cm at their widest and highest and they weigh approximately 16g each (there is a total of approximately 120g of chocolate in each box). We know the measurements because we made the moulds, but our weights will vary slightly because they are made by our own experienced, if imprecise, hands.