A tongue-in-cheek chocolate kick in the teeth! These funny and scrummy Obnoxious Chocs make the perfect funny birthday gift for anyone prone to getting older.
Just make sure you have an escape route handy in case they don't appreciate the cheek. Though once they've tucked into the delicious chunks of milk chocolate... well, they can't stay mad for long.
The eight Belgian chocolate hearts are decorated with one of each of the following messages: Happy booze & cake day; Not bad (for your age); Greys matter; Sorry you got old; Keep on keeping on; Cake is the answer; Older and wider and Never been older.
These treats are solid, fairtrade milk chocolate, decorated with a small amount of coloured cocoa butter.
Each chocolate selection is carefully packaged in a high quality gift box decorated with our 'Obnoxious Chocs's slogan. If you'd like us to gift wrap, add a gift tag and/or greetings card to your chocolates then take a look at the photographs to see what we offer and choose from the drop down boxes when ordering. We are happy to write your personal message onto the tag or card if you'd like us to - just add a note to your order to let us know.
made from: All of Bagstock & Bumble's lollies are hand made in West Yorkshire from the finest quality fairtrade Belgian chocolate.
Allergies: Our milk and white chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.
Best before: All items will have a minimum of 4 weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date which will be clearly marked on the packaging.
Storage: Please store our chocolate items in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated – this may cause the chocolate to bloom and produce unsightly white marks on the surface of the chocolate (though it would still be perfectly fine to eat).
dimensions: Each chocolate is approximately 4cm x 4cm at their widest and highest and they weigh approximatey 16g each (there is a total of approximately 120g of chocolate in each box). We know the measurements because we made the moulds, but our weights will vary slightly because they are made by our own experienced, if imprecise, hands.