Looking for a funny Secret Santa gift or a chocolate stocking filler? Look no further than our delicious, handmade Obnoxious Chocs. The perfect Christmas gift for the secret Scrooge.
Containing a generous dose of sarcasm, each top-quality gift box features eight chunky fair-trade Belgian chocolates with the following cheeky slogans: ‘Not again’; ‘Keep the receipts’; ‘Merry Kissmyass’; ‘At least there’s booze’; ‘Bah Humbug’; ‘Stuff this’; ‘Ho, ho, no’; and ‘Wake me when it’s over’.
Wrapped up in stylish plastic-free packaging our treats look as good as they taste.
We can send your chocolates directly to the recipient if you chose. We offer gift wrapping and a choice of gift tags and greetings cards – so take a look at the options in the images above which you can add from the drop down boxes when placing your order. Don’t forget to input a short personal message in the box provided if you’d like us to write it onto the tag or card for you.
All of Bagstock & Bumble's chocolates are hand made in West Yorkshire from the finest quality, fair trade Belgian chocolate.
Best before dates: All items will have a minimum of 4 weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date, which is clearly marked on the packaging.
Allergies: Our white and milk chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.
Storage: Please store our chocolates in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated as this may cause the chocolate to bloom and produce unsightly marks on its surface (though it would still be perfectly fine to eat).
Decoration: Cocoa butter, titanium dioxide, hydrated aluminium oxide, E104* *May have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children
Each chocolate is approximately 4cm x 4cm at their widest and highest and they weigh approximately 16g each (there is a total of approximately 120g of chocolate in each box). We know the measurements because we made the moulds, but our weights will vary slightly because they are made by our own experienced, if imprecise, hands.