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Christmas Obnoxious Chocs... a cheeky Secret Santa gift

£16.45
Eight milk chocolate hearts decorated with funny Christmas slogans and presented in an Obnoxious Chocs gift box.  The perfect Secret Santa gift for him.
Funny chocolate stocking filler... a close up of the chunky Belgian milk chocolate hearts in the Christmas Obnoxious Chocs gift box.
The Obnoxious Chocs funny Christmas gift for friends presented in their gift box.  The slogans include:  'Wake me when it's over'; 'Bah Humbug'; 'At least there's booze'; 'Not again'; 'Stuff this!'; 'Ho, ho, no'; 'Merry Kissmyass'; and 'Keep the receipts'.
A view of the lid of the custom made 'Obnoxious Chocs' kraft gift box
An extreme close up of the lettering on the Obnoxious Chocs gift packaging
gift wrapping
monster gift tag
octopus gift tag
gift wrapping
gift wrap with octopus tag
monster and octpus design greetings cards
We can help level up your Christmas present game, especially if you’ve got a secret Scrooge to buy for… Say hello to our scrumptious, handmade box of Obnoxious Chocs – cheekier than your uncle's Christmas cracker jokes and the perfect Secret Santa gift for him.

Our high-quality ‘Obnoxious Chocs’ gift boxes are stuffed with top-notch milk chocolates that are not just tasty but seriously sassy, making them a hilarious Christmas treat for your friends who like a good laugh.

What's inside? Eight chunky chocolate hearts made from top quality Belgian chocolate and sporting one of each of these slogans in coloured cocoa butter: 'Bah Humbug,' 'At least there's booze,' 'Not again,' 'Wake me when it's over,' 'Keep the receipts,' 'Stuff this!,' 'Merry Kissmyass,' and 'Ho, ho, no.'

But wait, there's more – not only are these chocs among the best chocolate gifts for Christmas, but they also come in eco-friendly packaging that's totally plastic-free. So, you're spreading the festive cheer without harming the planet.

We can send your chocolates directly to the recipient if you chose. We offer gift wrapping and a choice of gift tags and greetings cards – so take a look at the options in the images above which you can add from the drop down boxes when placing your order. Don’t forget to input a short personal message in the box provided if you’d like us to write it onto the tag or card for you.


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Our chocolates:

All of Bagstock & Bumble's chocolates are hand made in West Yorkshire from the finest quality, fair trade Belgian chocolate.

Best before dates: All items will have a minimum of 4 weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date, which is clearly marked on the packaging.

Allergies: Our white and milk chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.

Storage: Please store our chocolates in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated as this may cause the chocolate to bloom and produce unsightly marks on its surface (though it would still be perfectly fine to eat).

Ingredients (Allergens in Bold):

Milk chocolate (33.6% min cocoa solids): sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, unsweetened chocolate, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), natural vanilla flavour Fair Trade Certified FLO ID 1441

Decoration: Cocoa butter, titanium dioxide, hydrated aluminium oxide, E104* *May have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children

Each chocolate is approximately 4cm x 4cm at their widest and highest and they weigh approximately 16g each (there is a total of approximately 120g of chocolate in each box). We know the measurements because we made the moulds, but our weights will vary slightly because they are made by our own experienced, if imprecise, hands.

Eight milk chocolate hearts decorated with funny Christmas slogans and presented in an Obnoxious Chocs gift box.  The perfect Secret Santa gift for him.
Funny chocolate stocking filler... a close up of the chunky Belgian milk chocolate hearts in the Christmas Obnoxious Chocs gift box.
The Obnoxious Chocs funny Christmas gift for friends presented in their gift box.  The slogans include:  'Wake me when it's over'; 'Bah Humbug'; 'At least there's booze'; 'Not again'; 'Stuff this!'; 'Ho, ho, no'; 'Merry Kissmyass'; and 'Keep the receipts'.
A view of the lid of the custom made 'Obnoxious Chocs' kraft gift box
An extreme close up of the lettering on the Obnoxious Chocs gift packaging
gift wrapping
monster gift tag
octopus gift tag
gift wrapping
gift wrap with octopus tag
monster and octpus design greetings cards

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