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A flat-lay of heart-shaped chocolates with festively sarcastic slogans like “Merry Kissmyass” and “Keep the receipts”. Ideal chocolate for Christmas gifts with a twist of dry humour.

Our colourful, retro Obnoxious Chocs packaging means the chocolates are ready to gift for the perfect cheeky treat.

A box of heart-shaped milk chocolates each with a cheeky Christmas message like “Bah Humbug” and “Wake me when it’s over” – the perfect funny secret Santa gift for anyone feeling a bit jaded.

A pile of milk chocolate hearts decorated with grumpy festive phrases like “Ho, ho, no” and “Bah Humbug” – the ultimate funny Christmas chocolate for the merrily miserable.

Simple and elegant chocolate gift wrapping – High-quality kraft wrapping with a hand-tied ribbon, perfect for sending your chocolate gift straight to the recipient with no extra fuss.

Kraft monster gift tag for a playful touch – Our custom-printed monster gift tag adds charm to your chocolate gift wrapping, making it easy to send straight to the recipient.

Kraft octopus gift tag for a charming gift – A beautifully printed octopus design tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.

Beautifully wrapped chocolate gift with monster tag – Our custom-designed gift wrap with a monster gift tag ensures your chocolate gift is thoughtful, high quality, and ready to send.

Kraft octopus gift tag for a stylish finish – A beautifully printed octopus design gift tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.

Hand-printed greeting cards for the perfect finishing touch – Choose from our monster or octopus design to add a personal message to your chocolate gift. Simple, thoughtful, and unique.

This box of chocolate hearts is the ultimate funny secret Santa gift for anyone with a low tolerance for Christmas spirit. It says what we're all thinking and - even better - says it with delicious, fairtrade Belgian milk chocolate. The ideal chocolate for Christmas gifts with a twist.

Tired of tinsel and forced cheer? Our Christmas gift boxes contain eight heart shaped chocolate with one of each of the following slogans on it: 'Bah Humbug,' 'At least there's booze,' 'Not again,' 'Wake me when it's over,' 'Keep the receipts,' 'Stuff this!,' 'Merry Kissmyass,' and 'Ho, ho, no.'

All this is presented in our custom, ready-to-gift Obnoxious Chocs boxes. Whether you're wrapping up a funny Christmas chocolate surprise for the office Grinch or just need something with more bite than your average stocking filler, this should do the trick.

What is more, our packaging is eco-friendly and totally plastic-free. So, you're spreading the festive cheer without harming the planet.

ORDER NOW FOR CHRISTMAS... OUR BEST BEFORE DATES ARE ALL INTO 2026

We can send your chocolates directly to the recipient if you chose. We offer gift wrapping and a choice of gift tags and greetings cards – so take a look at the options in the images above which you can add from the drop down boxes when placing your order. Don’t forget to input a short personal message in the box provided if you’d like us to write it onto the tag or card for you.

FURTHER INFORMATION

All of Bagstock & Bumble's treats are hand made in West Yorkshire from the finest quality fair trade Belgian chocolate.

Best before: All items will have an absolute minimum of six weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date which will be clearly marked on the packaging.

Allergies: Our white and milk chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.

Storage: Please store our items in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated - this may cause the chocolate to bloom and product unsightly white marks on the surface (thought it would still be perfectly fine to eat).

INGREDIENTS AND WEIGHT

Allergens: Soy lecithin, whole milk powder

Milk chocolate (33.6% min cocoa solids): sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, unsweetened chocolate, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), natural vanilla flavour Fair Trade Certified FLO ID 1441

Decoration: Cocoa butter, titanium dioxide, hydrated aluminium oxide, E104* *May have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children

Each chocolate is approximately 4cm x 4cm at their widest and highest and they weigh approximately 20g each (there is a total of approximately 160g of chocolate in each box). We know the measurements because we made the moulds, but our weights will vary slightly because they are made by our own experienced, if imprecise, hands.

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