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Obnoxious Chocs Funny Gift for Birthdays


An utterly delicious and entertaining chocolate Valentine’s gift for your partner. This funny gift for boyfriends or girlfriends is perfect for those occasions when you want to let them know how much they mean to you … but you don’t want to get too carried away.

Handmade from solid fair-trade Belgian milk chocolate these delicious treats include a collection of cheeky ‘romantic’ messages guaranteed to put a smile on their face. And if not, well they have chocolate!

Each box contains eight chocolate hearts featuring the following slogans: ‘I tolerate you’; ‘You had me at I’ll pay’; ‘You’ll do’; ‘That ass though’; ‘A solid 6.5’; ‘Adequate’; ‘Not too shabby’; and ‘I’ve had worse’. All of which are packaged into a high-quality, plastic-free Obnoxious Chocs gift box.

We can send your chocolates directly to the recipient if you chose. We offer gift wrapping and a choice of gift tags and greetings cards – so take a look at the options in the images above which you can add from the drop down boxes when placing your order. Don’t forget to input a short personal message in the box provided if you’d like us to write it onto the tag or card for you.


made from:
All of Bagstock & Bumble's lollies are hand made in West Yorkshire from the finest quality fairtrade Belgian chocolate.

Allergies: Our milk and white chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.

Best before: All items will have a minimum of 4 weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date which will be clearly marked on the packaging.

Storage: Please store our chocolate items in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated – this may cause the chocolate to bloom and produce unsightly white marks on the surface of the chocolate (though it would still be perfectly fine to eat).

Ingredients (Allergens in Bold):

Milk chocolate (33.6% min cocoa solids): sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, unsweetened chocolate, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), natural vanilla flavour Fair Trade Certified FLO ID 1441

Decoration: Cocoa butter, titanium dioxide, hydrated aluminium oxide, E104* *May have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children

Each chocolate is approximately 4cm x 4cm at their widest and highest and they weigh approximately 16g each (there is a total of approximately 120g of chocolate in each box). We know the measurements because we made the moulds, but our weights will vary slightly because they are made by our own experienced, if imprecise, hands.

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