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Obnoxious Chocs Funny Divorce Gift


These cheeky Obnoxious Chocs are the perfect funny divorce gift for friends who have recently broken up. 

Beautifully packaged, gloriously sassy and entirely delicious, the chocolates are sure to put a smile on their face and some scrummy fair-trade Belgian chocolate in their belly.

Each high-quality gift box contains eight chunky milk chocolate hearts featuring these messages: ‘Happy ever after’; ‘I did’; ‘Never liked ’em’; ‘Next!’; ‘Practice makes perfect’; ‘Sod that’; ‘To keeping the big telly’; and ‘Well rid’. The cheeky slogans are added using small amounts of coloured cocoa butter.

The lovingly handcrafted chocolates come securely packaged in a beautiful custom-designed Obnoxious Chocs gift box, making them a treat for the eyes as well.

All of our packaging is free of plastic.

We can send your chocolates directly to the recipient if you chose. We offer gift wrapping and a choice of gift tags and greetings cards – so take a look at the options in the images above which you can add from the drop down boxes when placing your order. Don’t forget to input a short personal message in the box provided if you’d like us to write it onto the tag or card for you.


All of Bagstock & Bumble's treats are hand made in West Yorkshire from the finest quality, fair trade Belgian chocolate.

Best before: All items will have a minimum of 4 weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date, which is clearly marked on the packaging.

Allergies: Our milk and white chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.

Storage: Please store our chocolate items in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated - this may cause the chocolate to bloom and produce unsightly white marks on its surface (though it would still be perfectly fine to eat).

Ingredients (Allergens in Bold):

Milk chocolate (33.6% min cocoa solids): sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, unsweetened chocolate, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), natural vanilla flavour Fair Trade Certified FLO ID 1441

Decoration: Cocoa butter, titanium dioxide, hydrated aluminium oxide, E104* *May have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children

Each chocolate is approximately 4cm x 4cm at their widest and highest and they weigh approximately 16g each (there is a total of approximately 120g of chocolate in each box). We know the measurements because we made the moulds, but our weights will vary slightly because they are made by our own experienced, if imprecise, hands.

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