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Obnoxious Chocs Get Well Soon Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

£16.45
Cheeky get well messages on eight solid chocolate hearts presented in an Obnoxious Chocs gift box
A close up of a 'You look like crap' message on a chunky Belgian milk chocolate heart
Obnoxious Chocs gift box shown from above with a funny get well soon collection of chocolate messages.  These include:  'Malingerer'; 'Chin up'; 'Get back to work'; 'Better milk this'; 'You soft sod'; 'Ill again??'; 'You look like crap'; and 'Hope you don't die'.
A view of the lid of the custom made 'Obnoxious Chocs' kraft gift box
An extreme close up of the lettering on the Obnoxious Chocs gift packaging
gift wrapping
monster gift tag
octopus gift tag
gift wrapping
gift wrap with octopus tag
monster and octpus design greetings cards
Deliciously cheeky Obnoxious Chocs are the perfect funny get-well-soon gift. Be sure that even if the messages don’t cheer them up, the scrumptious milk chocolates they’re attached to definitely will.

These chunky fair-trade Belgian milk chocolate hearts are handmade and decorated with coloured cocoa butter spelling out one of each of the following messages: ‘Better milk this’; ‘Chin up’; ‘Get back to work’; ‘Hope you don’t die’; ‘Ill again??’; ‘Malingerer’; ‘You look like crap’; and ‘You soft sod’.

Each set of eight chocolates comes in beautiful, high-quality gift box decorated with the Obnoxious Chocs slogan to make it a treat to receive. On top of that, our packaging is completely plastic-free.

We can send your chocolates directly to the recipient if you chose. We offer gift wrapping and a choice of gift tags and greetings cards – so take a look at the options in the images above which you can add from the drop down boxes when placing your order. Don’t forget to input a short personal message in the box provided if you’d like us to write it onto the tag or card for you.

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All of Bagstock & Bumble's treats are hand made in West Yorkshire from the finest quality, fair trade Belgian chocolate.

Best before: All items will have a minimum of 4 weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date, which is clearly marked on the packaging.

Allergies: Our milk and white chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.

Storage: Please store our chocolate items in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated - this may cause the chocolate to bloom and produce unsightly white marks on its surface (though it would still be perfectly fine to eat).

Ingredients (Allergens in Bold):

Milk chocolate (33.6% min cocoa solids): sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, unsweetened chocolate, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), natural vanilla flavour Fair Trade Certified FLO ID 1441

Decoration: Cocoa butter, titanium dioxide, hydrated aluminium oxide, E104* *May have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children

Each chocolate is approximately 4cm x 4cm at their widest and highest and they weigh approximately 16g each (there is a total of approximately 120g of chocolate in each box). We know the measurements because we made the moulds, but our weights will vary slightly because they are made by our own experienced, if imprecise, hands.


Cheeky get well messages on eight solid chocolate hearts presented in an Obnoxious Chocs gift box
A close up of a 'You look like crap' message on a chunky Belgian milk chocolate heart
Obnoxious Chocs gift box shown from above with a funny get well soon collection of chocolate messages.  These include:  'Malingerer'; 'Chin up'; 'Get back to work'; 'Better milk this'; 'You soft sod'; 'Ill again??'; 'You look like crap'; and 'Hope you don't die'.
A view of the lid of the custom made 'Obnoxious Chocs' kraft gift box
An extreme close up of the lettering on the Obnoxious Chocs gift packaging
gift wrapping
monster gift tag
octopus gift tag
gift wrapping
gift wrap with octopus tag
monster and octpus design greetings cards

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