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Scrumptious handmade chocolate for Valentine'd Day delivery

Valentine's Day Chocolates | Bagstock & Bumble

Shop delicious and unique chocolate for Valentine's Day delivery with Bagstock & Bumble.  What better gift for your partner than some delicious sarcasm atop high quality, fairtrade Belgian chocolate?  Everything you want to say to that special person in your life with none of the mushy love stuff and it tastes sooooo good!  From gold medals to boxes of cheeky Obnoxious Chocs to selection boxes of our treat sized bars, we have it all.

Box of funny Valentine’s chocolates with cheeky messages - perfect for a gift that says ‘romance is overrated, but chocolate isn’t'
Video of Bagstock & Bumble Partners Obnoxious Chocs gift box being opened, revealing solid Belgian chocolate hearts with cheeky, sarcastic messages – a funny gift for your other half - whether they deserve it or not...

Obnoxious Chocs Funny Gift for Partners | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.45

I Bloody Love You Chocolate for Valentine's Day | Bagstock & Bumble

From £11.95
I fucking love you funny gift – A bold chocolate bar with the message ‘I fucking love you’, made from chunky Belgian milk chocolate and shown broken in two by hand.
I fucking love you gift – A close-up of a chunky Belgian milk chocolate bar with the message ‘I fucking love you’, surrounded by broken pieces and chocolate shavings.

'I Fucking Love You' Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £11.95
A hand holding a chocolate gold medal hanging from a red ribbon.  The medal is decorated with a 'Best person ever' message
Broken pieces of chunky milk chocolate 'Best person ever' medal

'Best Person Ever' Valentine's Day Chocolate Medal | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
Valentine's Day chocolate bar made from Belgian milk chocolate and decorated with an 'I like your face' message
'I like your face' chocolate bar broken into pieces to show solid milk chocolate centre

'I like your face' Valentine's Day Chocolate Bar | Bagstock & Bumble

From £11.95
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Our funny Valentine's Day gift.  A hand holds up a chunky chocolate disc, 8cm in diameter, with a picture of a cartoon monster with a heart in his mouth and the caption 'I hate everyone except you'.
Our chocolate picture disc is packaged into a custom ' I got you chocolate' presentation box

'I Hate Everyone Except You' Chocolate - A Funny Valentine's Day Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £7.95
A sarcastic Valentine's gift of a handmade chocolate bar decorated with an 'I hate everyone except you' slogan
Handmade milk chocolate bar broken into pieces to show solid chocolate centre.  The 'I hate everyone except you' message on the bar is just visible.

'I Hate Everyone Except You' Sarcastic Valentine's Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £11.95

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