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Obnoxious Chocs Get Well Soon Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

£16.45
Hands holding a box of Bagstock & Bumble Get Well Obnoxious Chocs, packed with Belgian chocolate hearts and sarcastic get well messages.
Video showing Bagstock & Bumble Get Well Obnoxious Chocs gift box being opened to reveal solid Belgian chocolate hearts with cheeky messages like 'You soft sod' and 'You look like crap', a funny get well gift for anyone in need of a pick-me-up.
Bagstock & Bumble Get Well chocolates on plinths, showing slogans like 'You soft sod' and 'You look like crap' – perfect as a funny get well gift.
Get Well Obnoxious Chocs from Bagstock & Bumble inside the box with bold vintage packaging, ideal for gifting to someone who is feeling a bit under the weather and needs cheering up.
Our colourful, retro Obnoxious Chocs packaging means the chocolates are ready to gift for the perfect cheeky treat.
Simple and elegant chocolate gift wrapping – High-quality kraft wrapping with a hand-tied ribbon, perfect for sending your chocolate gift straight to the recipient with no extra fuss.
Kraft monster gift tag for a playful touch – Our custom-printed monster gift tag adds charm to your chocolate gift wrapping, making it easy to send straight to the recipient.
Kraft octopus gift tag for a charming gift – A beautifully printed octopus design tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.
Beautifully wrapped chocolate gift with monster tag – Our custom-designed gift wrap with a monster gift tag ensures your chocolate gift is thoughtful, high quality, and ready to send.
Kraft octopus gift tag for a stylish finish – A beautifully printed octopus design gift tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.
Hand-printed greeting cards for the perfect finishing touch – Choose from our monster or octopus design to add a personal message to your chocolate gift. Simple, thoughtful, and unique.

The funny get well gift for when you really do care, but also can’t help taking the mick.

These chunky Belgian milk chocolate hearts are handmade from Fairtrade chocolate and decorated with messages that’ll either make them laugh or groan louder—either way, they’ll have chocolate.

Each box includes eight chunky chocolate hearts with one of each of the following messages: ‘Better milk this’, ‘Hope you don’t die’, ‘You look like crap’, ‘Chin up’, ‘Get back to work’, ‘Ill again??’, ‘You soft sod’, and ‘Malingerer’.

All packed up in our proper nice and retro-styled Obnoxious Chocs gift box and all packaging is plastic-free.

We can send your chocolates directly to the recipient if you chose. We offer gift wrapping and a choice of gift tags and greetings cards – so take a look at the options in the images above which you can add from the drop down boxes when placing your order. Don’t forget to input a short personal message in the box provided if you’d like us to write it onto the tag or card for you.

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All of Bagstock & Bumble's treats are hand made in West Yorkshire from the finest quality, fair trade Belgian chocolate.

Best before: All items will have a minimum of 4 weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date, which is clearly marked on the packaging.

Allergies: Our milk and white chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.

Storage: Please store our chocolate items in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated - this may cause the chocolate to bloom and produce unsightly white marks on its surface (though it would still be perfectly fine to eat).

Ingredients (Allergens in Bold):

Milk chocolate (33.6% min cocoa solids): sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, unsweetened chocolate, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), natural vanilla flavour Fair Trade Certified FLO ID 1441

Decoration: Cocoa butter, titanium dioxide, hydrated aluminium oxide, E104* *May have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children

Each chocolate is approximately 4cm x 4cm at their widest and highest and they weigh approximately 16g each (there is a total of approximately 120g of chocolate in each box). We know the measurements because we made the moulds, but our weights will vary slightly because they are made by our own experienced, if imprecise, hands.


Hands holding a box of Bagstock & Bumble Get Well Obnoxious Chocs, packed with Belgian chocolate hearts and sarcastic get well messages.
Video showing Bagstock & Bumble Get Well Obnoxious Chocs gift box being opened to reveal solid Belgian chocolate hearts with cheeky messages like 'You soft sod' and 'You look like crap', a funny get well gift for anyone in need of a pick-me-up.
Bagstock & Bumble Get Well chocolates on plinths, showing slogans like 'You soft sod' and 'You look like crap' – perfect as a funny get well gift.
Get Well Obnoxious Chocs from Bagstock & Bumble inside the box with bold vintage packaging, ideal for gifting to someone who is feeling a bit under the weather and needs cheering up.
Our colourful, retro Obnoxious Chocs packaging means the chocolates are ready to gift for the perfect cheeky treat.
Simple and elegant chocolate gift wrapping – High-quality kraft wrapping with a hand-tied ribbon, perfect for sending your chocolate gift straight to the recipient with no extra fuss.
Kraft monster gift tag for a playful touch – Our custom-printed monster gift tag adds charm to your chocolate gift wrapping, making it easy to send straight to the recipient.
Kraft octopus gift tag for a charming gift – A beautifully printed octopus design tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.
Beautifully wrapped chocolate gift with monster tag – Our custom-designed gift wrap with a monster gift tag ensures your chocolate gift is thoughtful, high quality, and ready to send.
Kraft octopus gift tag for a stylish finish – A beautifully printed octopus design gift tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.
Hand-printed greeting cards for the perfect finishing touch – Choose from our monster or octopus design to add a personal message to your chocolate gift. Simple, thoughtful, and unique.

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