Break Up and Divorce Chocolates | Bagstock & Bumble

Funny Divorce or Break Up Gift - Hands holding a box of Bagstock & Bumble Divorce Obnoxious Chocs, packed with heart-shaped Fairtrade chocolates featuring cheeky messages.

Bagstock & Bumble divorce chocolates on display, decorated with playful phrases like 'I did', perfect for a fun and slightly savage divorce gift for her.

Obnoxious Chocs Funny Divorce or Break Up Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

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Obnoxious Chocs Funny Divorce or Break Up Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

Funny Break Up Gifts - a close up of the chunky chocolate hearts with cheeky messages like 'Never liked 'em' and 'Sod that'

Divorce Obnoxious Chocs from Bagstock & Bumble, pictured with vibrant vintage-style packaging, ready to gift to anyone who’s back on the market.

Our colourful, retro Obnoxious Chocs packaging means the chocolates are ready to gift for the perfect cheeky treat.

Simple and elegant chocolate gift wrapping – High-quality kraft wrapping with a hand-tied ribbon, perfect for sending your chocolate gift straight to the recipient with no extra fuss.

Kraft monster gift tag for a playful touch – Our custom-printed monster gift tag adds charm to your chocolate gift wrapping, making it easy to send straight to the recipient.

Kraft octopus gift tag for a charming gift – A beautifully printed octopus design tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.

Kraft octopus gift tag for a stylish finish – A beautifully printed octopus design gift tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.

Beautifully wrapped chocolate gift with monster tag – Our custom-designed gift wrap with a monster gift tag ensures your chocolate gift is thoughtful, high quality, and ready to send.

Hand-printed greeting cards for the perfect finishing touch – Choose from our monster or octopus design to add a personal message to your chocolate gift. Simple, thoughtful, and unique.

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