Finally, a funny menopause gift that says what we’re all thinking – when we can remember what we were thinking!

The menopause edition of our bestselling Obnoxious Chocs contains eight solid Belgian milk chocolate hearts, each printed with a pastel-hued, brutally honest message, from "What was I doing?" to the ever-useful "Fuck off."

The full list of messages is:  What was I doing?; Fuck off; Is it hot in here?; She came, she saw, she forgot why; This girl is on fire; Notorious HRT; Rebel with menopause; and Seriously, fuck off.

Crafted for maximum enjoyment, these chunky milk chocolates are here to provide emotional support in edible form.  The perfect pick-me-up for a pal who’s navigating the night sweats... these chocolates are designed to make you laugh before you melt.

The chocolates are packaged in our signature, retro inspired Obnoxious Chocs that make them a perfect ready-to-gift treat for a friend.

As always, these chocolate hearts are made from top quality, fairtrade Belgian chocolate and are decorated with edible chocolate transfers and coloured cocoa butter.

We can send your chocolates directly to the recipient if you chose. We offer gift wrapping and a choice of gift tags and greetings cards – so take a look at the options in the images above which you can add from the drop down boxes when placing your order. Don’t forget to input a short personal message in the box provided if you’d like us to write it onto the tag or card for you.

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All of Bagstock & Bumble's treats are hand made in West Yorkshire from the finest quality, fair trade Belgian chocolate.

Best before: All items will have a minimum of 4 weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date, which is clearly marked on the packaging.

Allergies: Our milk and white chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.

Storage: Please store our chocolate items in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated - this may cause the chocolate to bloom and produce unsightly white marks on its surface (though it would still be perfectly fine to eat).

Ingredients (Allergens in Bold):

Milk chocolate (33.6% min cocoa solids): sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, unsweetened chocolate, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), natural vanilla flavour Fair Trade Certified FLO ID 1441

Decoration: Modified starches E1422, E1412, sugar, cocoa butter, stabilizers E460I, E414, emulsifier E435, E322, humectant E422, flavours.  Coloured inks:  water, humectant E422, propylene glycol preservative E330, xanthan gum E415, sodium benzoate E211, citric acid E330,  food colours E102, E122, E124, E133, E171

Each chocolate is approximately 4cm x 4cm at their widest and highest and they weigh approximately 16g each (there is a total of approximately 120g of chocolate in each box). We know the measurements because we made the moulds, but our weights will vary slightly because they are made by our own experienced, if imprecise, hands.