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Cheeky handmade chocolates to tell your partner how much you love them without the mushy love stuff

Chocolates for Partners | Bagstock & Bumble

Looking for a funny boyfriend gift but but he's so difficult to please?  Want to treat the missus but don't want her getting too big for her boots?  After telling someone you love them but don't want to get all soppy?  Our delicious handmade, fairtrade chocolate treats are here for you.  Gift boxed and ready to give.

Funny Gift for Boyfriend or Girlfriend - Box of funny Valentine’s chocolates with cheeky messages - perfect for a gift that says ‘romance is overrated, but chocolate isn’t'
Video of Bagstock & Bumble Partners Obnoxious Chocs gift box being opened, revealing solid Belgian chocolate hearts with cheeky, sarcastic messages – a funny gift for your other half - whether they deserve it or not...

Obnoxious Chocs Funny Gift for Boyfriend or Girlfriend | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.95
Chocolate congratulations medal – A handcrafted Belgian milk chocolate medal with a ribbon, perfect for celebrating achievements in the most delicious way.
Gift-ready chocolate medal – Beautifully packaged in our I Got You Chocolate box, making it a thoughtful and fun gift for any deserving recipient.

You Deserve A Medal Chocolate Congratulations Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.95
Funny gift for friend – A chunky Belgian milk chocolate bar with ‘I bloody love you’ written on the front, being snapped into pieces.  Perfect for sharing (or not).
Gift ideas for best friends - Close-up of broken chunks of Belgian milk chocolate, showing the ‘I bloody love you’ message across the shards, surrounded by chocolate shavings.

I Bloody Love You Chocolate | Funny Gift for Friends | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
Funny chocolate gift for him – A bold chocolate bar with the message ‘I fucking love you’, made from chunky Belgian milk chocolate and shown broken in two by hand.
I fucking love you gift – A close-up of a chunky Belgian milk chocolate bar with the message ‘I fucking love you’, surrounded by broken pieces and chocolate shavings.

'I Fucking Love You' Chocolate | Funny Chocolate Gift For Him | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
A hand breaking a piece off a milk chocolate bar with the message “I like your face” – a playful chocolate gift for couples who prefer snacks over sonnets.
Best Chocolate for Valentine's - Broken milk chocolate bar pieces showing the message “I like your face” – sweet, simple, and too good to share.

'I like your face' Valentine's Day Chocolate Gift for Couples | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
Close-up of a round chocolate disc with a printed illustration of a monster holding a red heart, and the words “I hate everyone… except you x” – the perfect I hate everyone gift for someone who’s won your black little heart.
‘I Got You Chocolate’ gift box with window revealing a cheeky chocolate disc featuring a monster illustration and anti-Valentine's slogan – a brilliant choice for chocolate gifts UK with a sarcastic twist.

'I Hate Everyone Except You' Chocolate | Funny I Hate You Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £7.95
A milk chocolate bar with ‘I hate everyone except you’ message, with the corner broken off.  A Valentine's gift funny chocolate bar to make someone smile.
Valentine's Chocolate - Close-up of broken Belgian chocolate bar showing the ‘I hate everyone except you’ message across the shards. 
 Equal parts cheeky and delicious.

'I Hate Everyone Except You' Valentine's Gift Funny Chocolate Bar | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
Hands holding a broken milk chocolate bar with the words “Bite me” written on it – a novelty chocolate gift that says what you're thinking, but sweeter.
Bite Me Gift - Flat lay of a bitten “Bite me” chocolate bar next to its open kraft box packaging that reads “I got you chocolate”.

'Bite Me' Novelty Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45

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