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A hand holding a gold chocolate medal with a red ribbon and the words “At least you tried” – a brilliantly deadpan sarcastic congratulations gift for when it's the effort that counts.
A cheeky gold chocolate medal snapped in half, with the “At least you tried” message just visible on – one of those cheeky gifts that  sweetens the blow with chocolate.

'At Least You Tried' Chocolate Medal | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.95
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A hand holding a gold chocolate medal with a red ribbon and the message “Best Bridesmaid Ever” – a fun and edible bridesmaid chocolate gift that’s ready to wear (and eat)
A broken chocolate medal showing the words “Best Bridesmaid Ever”, resting on a blue background with chocolate shavings – a thoughtful and cheeky chocolate gift for bridesmaid duties well done

'Best Bridesmaid Ever' Chocolate Medal | Bridesmaid Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.95
A hand holding up a gold chocolate medal with a red ribbon and the words “Best Dad Ever” written on it — the perfect edible medal for best dad, no speech required.
A broken chocolate medal with “Best Dad Ever” visible on the surface — thick, delicious, and way better than an actual gold one.

'Best Dad Ever' | Chocolate Medal for Best Dad | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.95
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A hand holding a gold chocolate medal with a red ribbon and the words “Best Page Boy Ever” – a fun chocolate page boy gift to say thanks on the big day.
Broken chocolate medal showing “Best Page Boy Ever” message, surrounded by chocolate shavings – a sweet and playful page boy thank you gift that’s made to be devoured.

'Best Page Boy Ever' Chocolate Medal | Page Boy Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.95
A hand holding a gold medal chocolate with a red ribbon and the words “Best Person Ever” written on it – a sweetly delicious way to say someone’s the greatest.
Broken chocolate medal with “Best Person Ever” showing on the pieces with its red ribbon in the background – a delicious thank you medal made for munching.

'Best Person Ever' Gold Medal Chocolate | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.95
Hands holding a broken milk chocolate bar with the words “Bite me” written on it – a novelty chocolate gift that says what you're thinking, but sweeter.
Bite Me Gift - Flat lay of a bitten “Bite me” chocolate bar next to its open kraft box packaging that reads “I got you chocolate”.

'Bite Me' Novelty Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
A hand breaking a piece off a milk chocolate bar that reads “Eat quick or they’ll make you share” – a unique chocolate gift for anyone who doesn’t do sharing.
Chocolate Delivery - Stack of broken chocolate pieces showing the cheeky “Eat quick or they’ll make you share” message.

'Eat Quick Or They'll Make You Share' Unique Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
A hand holding a broken piece of a milk chocolate bar with “Fuck this shit” written on it – one of our funny chocolate bars for when words aren’t quite enough.
Funny Present for Friends - A pile of broken milk chocolate pieces showing parts of the “Fuck this shit” message.  Ideal for bad days, breakups or too much bureaucracy.

'Fuck This Shit' Funny Chocolate Bars | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
Funny chocolate gift for him – A bold chocolate bar with the message ‘I fucking love you’, made from chunky Belgian milk chocolate and shown broken in two by hand.
I fucking love you gift – A close-up of a chunky Belgian milk chocolate bar with the message ‘I fucking love you’, surrounded by broken pieces and chocolate shavings.

'I Fucking Love You' Chocolate | Funny Chocolate Gift For Him | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
Close-up of a round chocolate disc with a printed illustration of a monster holding a red heart, and the words “I hate everyone… except you x” – the perfect I hate everyone gift for someone who’s won your black little heart.
‘I Got You Chocolate’ gift box with window revealing a cheeky chocolate disc featuring a monster illustration and anti-Valentine's slogan – a brilliant choice for chocolate gifts UK with a sarcastic twist.

'I Hate Everyone Except You' Chocolate | Funny I Hate You Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £7.95
A milk chocolate bar with ‘I hate everyone except you’ message, with the corner broken off.  A Valentine's gift funny chocolate bar to make someone smile.
Valentine's Chocolate - Close-up of broken Belgian chocolate bar showing the ‘I hate everyone except you’ message across the shards. 
 Equal parts cheeky and delicious.

'I Hate Everyone Except You' Valentine's Gift Funny Chocolate Bar | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
A hand breaking a piece off a milk chocolate bar with the message “I like your face” – a playful chocolate gift for couples who prefer snacks over sonnets.
Best Chocolate for Valentine's - Broken milk chocolate bar pieces showing the message “I like your face” – sweet, simple, and too good to share.

'I like your face' Valentine's Day Chocolate Gift for Couples | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
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Funny Easter chocolate for adults – a chunky milk chocolate slab with a grumpy cartoon frog and the slogan “Smile Mardy Bum, this chocolate is yours”.
Chunky milk chocolate slab featuring a cheeky gift for grumpy grown-ups at Easter.

'Smile Mardy Bum' Chocolate Slab | Funny Easter Chocolate for Adults | Bagstock & Bumble

From £17.45
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Hands holding a chunky milk chocolate slab with a crying child image and a tongue-in-cheek “Steal their eggs later” message – a bold alternative Easter chocolate for adults.
Close-up of thick fairtrade Belgian milk chocolate slab broken into pieces.

'Steal Their Eggs Later' Chocolate Slab | Funny Alternative Easter Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £17.45
A hand holding a gold chocolate medal with a red ribbon and the words "You did OK" written on it – a light-hearted option for funny gifts for friends.
A "You did OK" chocolate medal snapped in half on a marble board, with red ribbon and chocolate shavings – a perfect pick for banter gifts that taste as good as they sass.

'You Did OK' Gold Chocolate Medal | Funny Gift for Friends | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.95
Gold chocolate medal reading “You totally bloody smashed it” with a red ribbon, resting on a pastel background – ideal as a marathon congratulations gift that you can eat afterwards.
Simple and elegant chocolate gift wrapping – High-quality kraft wrapping with a hand-tied ribbon, perfect for sending your chocolate gift straight to the recipient with no extra fuss.

'You Totally Bloody Smashed It' Chocolate Medal Gift for Marathon Runner | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.95
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