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A hand holding a gold chocolate medal with a red ribbon and the words “At least you tried” – a brilliantly deadpan sarcastic congratulations gift for when it's the effort that counts.

A cheeky gold chocolate medal snapped in half, with the “At least you tried” message just visible on – one of those cheeky gifts that sweetens the blow with chocolate.

'At Least You Tried' Chocolate Medal | Bagstock & Bumble

From12.95 GBP

Funny valentines gift for boyfriend, a chunky milk chocolate medal with a colourful edible transfer reading “Best Boyfriend Ever”, hanging from a red ribbon against a pale blue background.

Best Boyfriend Ever milk chocolate medal presented in plastic-free “I got you chocolate” gift packaging on a pastel background.

'Best Boyfriend Ever' Milk Chocolate Medal | Valentine's Gift for Boyfriend | Bagstock & Bumble

From12.95 GBP

A hand holding a gold chocolate medal with a red ribbon and the message “Best Bridesmaid Ever” – a fun and edible bridesmaid chocolate gift that’s ready to wear (and eat)

A broken chocolate medal showing the words “Best Bridesmaid Ever”, resting on a blue background with chocolate shavings – a thoughtful and cheeky chocolate gift for bridesmaid duties well done

'Best Bridesmaid Ever' Chocolate Medal | Bridesmaid Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From12.95 GBP

A hand holding up a gold chocolate medal with a red ribbon and the words “Best Dad Ever” written on it — the perfect edible medal for best dad, no speech required.

Thoughtful Father's Day Gifts - A broken chocolate medal with “Best Dad Ever” visible on the surface.
Thick, delicious, and way better than an actual gold one.

'Best Dad Ever' | Chocolate Medal for Best Dad | Bagstock & Bumble

From12.95 GBP

Girlfriend gifts for valentines, a chunky milk chocolate medal with a colourful edible transfer reading “Best Girlfriend Ever”, hanging from a red ribbon against a pale blue background.

Best Girlfriend Ever milk chocolate medal presented in plastic-free “I got you chocolate” gift packaging on a pastel background.

'Best Girlfriend Ever' Chocolate Medal | Girlfriend Gifts for Valentine's Day | Bagstock & Bumble

From12.95 GBP

Chocolate valentines gift for husband, a chunky milk chocolate medal with a colourful edible transfer reading “Best Husband Ever”, hanging from a red ribbon against a pale blue background.

Best Husband Ever milk chocolate medal presented in plastic-free “I got you chocolate” gift packaging on a pastel background.

'Best Husband Ever' Chocolate Medal | Chocolate Valentine's Gift for Husband | Bagstock & Bumble

From12.95 GBP

A hand holding a gold chocolate medal with a red ribbon and the words “Best Page Boy Ever” – a fun chocolate page boy gift to say thanks on the big day.

Broken chocolate medal showing “Best Page Boy Ever” message, surrounded by chocolate shavings – a sweet and playful page boy thank you gift that’s made to be devoured.

'Best Page Boy Ever' Chocolate Medal | Page Boy Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From12.95 GBP

A hand holding a gold medal chocolate with a red ribbon and the words “Best Person Ever” written on it – a sweetly delicious way to say someone’s the greatest.

Broken chocolate medal with “Best Person Ever” showing on the pieces with its red ribbon in the background.
Delicious presents for friends that are made for munching.

'Best Person Ever' Gold Medal Chocolate | Bagstock & Bumble

From12.95 GBP

Wife chocolate for valentines, a chunky milk chocolate medal with a colourful edible transfer reading “Best Wife Ever”, hanging from a red ribbon against a pale blue background.

Best Wife Ever milk chocolate medal presented in plastic-free “I got you chocolate” gift packaging on a pastel background.

'Best Wife Ever' Milk Chocolate Medal | Wife Chocolate for Valentine's | Bagstock & Bumble

From12.95 GBP

Hands holding a broken milk chocolate bar with the words “Bite me” written on it – a novelty chocolate gift that says what you're thinking, but sweeter.

Bite Me Gift - Flat lay of a bitten “Bite me” chocolate bar next to its open kraft box packaging that reads “I got you chocolate”.

'Bite Me' Novelty Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From12.45 GBP

A hand breaking a piece off a milk chocolate bar that reads “Eat quick or they’ll make you share” – a unique chocolate gift for anyone who doesn’t do sharing.

Chocolate Delivery - Stack of broken chocolate pieces showing the cheeky “Eat quick or they’ll make you share” message.

'Eat Quick Or They'll Make You Share' Unique Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From12.45 GBP

A hand holding a broken piece of a milk chocolate bar with “Fuck this shit” written on it – one of our funny chocolate bars for when words aren’t quite enough.

Funny Present for Friends - A pile of broken milk chocolate pieces showing parts of the “Fuck this shit” message. Ideal for bad days, breakups or too much bureaucracy.

'Fuck This Shit' Funny Chocolate Bars | Bagstock & Bumble

From12.45 GBP

Cheeky, funny valentines chocolate disc made from milk chocolate with a colourful edible transfer reading “Hot As Fuck”, held in hand against a lilac background.

Milk chocolate disc with “Hot As Fuck” edible transfer, presented in plastic-free “I got you chocolate” gift packaging on a pastel background.

'Hot as Fuck' Chunky Chocolate Disc | Funny Valentine's Chocolate | Bagstock & Bumble

From9.95 GBP

Chocolate gift for partners – A boxed chocolate bar with the message ‘I fucking love you’, shown through the window of our signature I Got You Chocolate packaging, ready to gift.

Funny chocolate gift for him – A bold chocolate bar with the message ‘I fucking love you’, made from chunky Belgian milk chocolate and shown broken in two by hand.

'I Fucking Love You' Chocolate Bar | Bagstock & Bumble

From12.45 GBP

Hand holding up a chocolate bar that says “I Got You Chocolate”, with a gift box of handmade chocolate bars in the background – among the most thoughtful and cheeky I'm sorry gifts

No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

'I Got you Chocolate' Apology Box of Chocolates | I'm Sorry Gifts | Bagstock & Bumble

From16.95 GBP

Close-up of a round chocolate disc with a printed illustration of a monster holding a red heart, and the words “I hate everyone… except you x” – the perfect I hate everyone gift for someone who’s won your black little heart.

‘I Got You Chocolate’ gift box with window revealing a cheeky chocolate disc featuring a monster illustration and anti-Valentine's slogan – a brilliant choice for chocolate gifts UK with a sarcastic twist.

'I Hate Everyone Except You' Chocolate | Funny I Hate You Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From9.95 GBP

A milk chocolate bar with ‘I hate everyone except you’ message, with the corner broken off. A Valentine's gift funny chocolate bar to make someone smile.

Valentine's Chocolate - Close-up of broken Belgian chocolate bar showing the ‘I hate everyone except you’ message across the shards.
Equal parts cheeky and delicious.

'I Hate Everyone Except You' Valentine's Gift Funny Chocolate Bar | Bagstock & Bumble

From12.45 GBP

A hand breaking a piece off a milk chocolate bar with the message “I like your face” – a playful chocolate gift for couples who prefer snacks over sonnets.

Best Chocolate for Valentine's - Broken milk chocolate bar pieces showing the message “I like your face” – sweet, simple, and too good to share.

'I like your face' Valentine's Day Chocolate Gift for Couples | Bagstock & Bumble

From12.45 GBP

Funny Easter chocolate for adults – a chunky milk chocolate slab with a grumpy cartoon frog and the slogan “Smile Mardy Bum, this chocolate is yours”.

Our colourful, retro Obnoxious Chocs packaging means the chocolates are ready to gift for the perfect cheeky treat.

'Smile Mardy Bum' Chocolate Slab | Funny Easter Chocolate for Adults | Bagstock & Bumble

From16.95 GBP

Hands holding a chunky milk chocolate slab with a crying child image and a tongue-in-cheek “Steal their eggs later” message – a bold alternative Easter chocolate for adults.

Our colourful, retro Obnoxious Chocs packaging means the chocolates are ready to gift for the perfect cheeky treat.

'Steal Their Eggs Later' Chocolate Slab | Funny Alternative Easter Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From16.95 GBP

free shipping

Gifts can be wrapped and sent direct with free standard postage

SUSTAINABLY MADE

We make all our chocolates by hand in small batches

Plastic free

All our packaging is biodegradable or compostable

fairtrade

Our chocolate is of the highest quality and certified fairtrade

scrumptious

Cheeky and chunky and supremely yummy