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Our collection of uniquely cheeky chocolate bars decorated with funny slogans for all occasions

Chocolate Bars | Bagstock & Bumble

Made from the highest quality, fairtrade Belgian milk chocolate, hand decorated with deliciously funny messages and packed into our signature 'I Got You Chocolate' boxes. Who wouldn't love to receive one of these funny chocolate bar gifts? And if they're offended... well, nobody stays mad for long after chocolate!

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Funny gift for friend – A chunky Belgian milk chocolate bar with ‘I bloody love you’ written on the front, being snapped into pieces. Perfect for sharing (or not).

Gift ideas for best friends - Close-up of broken chunks of Belgian milk chocolate, showing the ‘I bloody love you’ message across the shards, surrounded by chocolate shavings.

I Bloody Love You Chocolate | Funny Gift for Friends | Bagstock & Bumble

From12.45 GBP

Chocolate gift for partners – A boxed chocolate bar with the message ‘I fucking love you’, shown through the window of our signature I Got You Chocolate packaging, ready to gift.

Funny chocolate gift for him – A bold chocolate bar with the message ‘I fucking love you’, made from chunky Belgian milk chocolate and shown broken in two by hand.

'I Fucking Love You' Chocolate Bar | Bagstock & Bumble

From12.45 GBP

Close-up of a hand holding a "Merry Christmas, you filthy animal" bar above an open Christmas chocolate selection box containing several custom-made, decorated chocolate bars.

No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

Christmas Chocolate Selection Box | Funny Christmas Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From16.95 GBP

Hand holding a colourful chocolate bar with the message “Sorry You Got Old”, in front of an open birthday chocolate box. The box features five handmade chocolate bars with cheeky messages and yummy toppings.

No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

Cheeky Birthday Chocolate | Chocolate Selection Box | Bagstock & Bumble

From16.95 GBP

The perfect Dad chocolate gift for Father's Day or birthdays... a selection of five Belgian milk chocolate bars in an I Got You Chocolate gift box

Fathers Day Delivery Gifts - send your Dad a delicious selection of fairtrade chocolate bars to secure your place as favourite

Father's Day Chocolate Selection Box | Chocolate Gift for Dad | Bagstock & Bumble

From16.95 GBP

A hand breaking a piece off a milk chocolate bar with the message “I like your face” – a playful chocolate gift for couples who prefer snacks over sonnets.

Best Chocolate for Valentine's - Broken milk chocolate bar pieces showing the message “I like your face” – sweet, simple, and too good to share.

'I like your face' Valentine's Day Chocolate Gift for Couples | Bagstock & Bumble

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A hand holding a broken piece of a milk chocolate bar with “Fuck this shit” written on it – one of our funny chocolate bars for when words aren’t quite enough.

Funny Present for Friends - A pile of broken milk chocolate pieces showing parts of the “Fuck this shit” message. Ideal for bad days, breakups or too much bureaucracy.

'Fuck This Shit' Funny Chocolate Bars | Bagstock & Bumble

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A hand breaking a piece off a milk chocolate bar that reads “Eat quick or they’ll make you share” – a unique chocolate gift for anyone who doesn’t do sharing.

Chocolate Delivery - Stack of broken chocolate pieces showing the cheeky “Eat quick or they’ll make you share” message.

'Eat Quick Or They'll Make You Share' Unique Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

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A hand breaks off a triangle from a crunchy milk honeycomb chocolate bar, topped with white chocolate drizzle and crispy chocolate pearls.

A stack of handmade milk chocolate pieces filled with honeycomb and topped with dark chocolate crispearls and white drizzle – a delicious bite of artisan chocolate UK style.

Chunky Honeycomb Chocolate Bar | Bagstock & Bumble

From8.95 GBP

A hand holding a mini chocolate bar that reads “Bun in. Oven on.” above an open box of assorted chocolate treats – cheeky and thoughtful gifts for pregnant friends who deserve more than tea and sympathy.

No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

Chocolate Selection Box for Expectant Mums | Gift for Pregnant Friend | Bagstock & Bumble

From16.95 GBP

A hand holding a colourful “Yummy Mummy” chocolate bar from Bagstock & Bumble’s “I Got You Chocolate” box. Includes five handmade Belgian chocolate bars—perfect mum chocolate gifts with taste.

No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

Mum Chocolate Gifts | Funny Handmade Chocolate Selection Box | Bagstock & Bumble

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A hand holding a colourful chocolate bar with the phrase "Chin Up" in bold lettering, with Bagstock & Bumble's "I Got You Chocolate" gift box shown in the background. The open box reveals five Belgian chocolate bars with various toppings and message. The perfect chocolate get well gifts.

No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

Chocolate Get Well Gifts | Milk Chocolate Selection Box | Bagstock & Bumble

From16.95 GBP

Hand holding up a chocolate bar that says “I Got You Chocolate”, with a gift box of handmade chocolate bars in the background – among the most thoughtful and cheeky I'm sorry gifts

No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

'I Got you Chocolate' Apology Box of Chocolates | I'm Sorry Gifts | Bagstock & Bumble

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Yummy Mummy milk chocolate bar shown next to its packaging and with the corner broken off. If you're going to get your Mum chocolate, this is the chocolate you need.

Chocolates for Mother's Day = Our ‘Yummy Mummy’ chocolate bar comes beautifully packaged in our I Got You Chocolate box, ready to gift.

Yummy Mummy Chocolate Mum Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

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A hand holding a colourful chocolate bar with the message “I Tolerate You” above an open gift box of other bars – a perfect pick for funny couples gifts.

No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

Chocolate Selection Box for Partners | Funny Couples Gifts | Bagstock & Bumble

From16.95 GBP

A large fruit and nut chocolate bar topped with whole hazelnuts, dried cranberries, and a drizzle of white chocolate, being broken by hand.

Stacked chunks of a loaded chocolate bar packed with cranberries, hazelnuts, and creamy Belgian milk chocolate, with white chocolate drizzle on top.

Fruit and Nut Chocolate Bar | Hazelnut and Cranberry | Bagstock & Bumble

From8.95 GBP

Hands holding a broken milk chocolate bar with the words “Bite me” written on it – a novelty chocolate gift that says what you're thinking, but sweeter.

Bite Me Gift - Flat lay of a bitten “Bite me” chocolate bar next to its open kraft box packaging that reads “I got you chocolate”.

'Bite Me' Novelty Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

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A milk chocolate bar with ‘I hate everyone except you’ message, with the corner broken off. A Valentine's gift funny chocolate bar to make someone smile.

Valentine's Chocolate - Close-up of broken Belgian chocolate bar showing the ‘I hate everyone except you’ message across the shards.
Equal parts cheeky and delicious.

'I Hate Everyone Except You' Valentine's Gift Funny Chocolate Bar | Bagstock & Bumble

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Chunky milk chocolate bar with ‘Cheers Big Ears’ message, mid-snap—perfect thank you chocolate for someone who deserves a treat.

A Funny Rude Gift - Close-up of the ‘Cheers Big Ears’ chocolate bar stacked among broken pieces and shavings.

Cheers Big Ears Thank You Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

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A hand breaking a chunky milk chocolate bar with the message ‘Sorry you got old’—a perfect funny chocolate gift for birthdays for someone who’s pretending not to care.

Chocolate for Birthdays - Close-up of solid Belgian chocolate chunks with ‘Sorry you got old’ written across the shards. Cheeky, delicious and ideal for a birthday roast.

Sorry You Got Old Funny Chocolate Gift for Birthdays | Bagstock & Bumble

From12.45 GBP

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Gifts can be wrapped and sent direct with free standard postage

SUSTAINABLY MADE

We make all our chocolates by hand in small batches

Plastic free

All our packaging is biodegradable or compostable

fairtrade

Our chocolate is of the highest quality and certified fairtrade

scrumptious

Cheeky and chunky and supremely yummy