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Our collection of uniquely cheeky chocolate bars decorated with funny slogans for all occasions

Chocolate Bars | Bagstock & Bumble

Made from the highest quality, fairtrade Belgian milk chocolate, hand decorated with deliciously funny messages and packed into our signature 'I Got You Chocolate' boxes.  Who wouldn't love to receive one of these funny chocolate bar gifts?  And if they're offended... well, nobody stays mad for long after chocolate!

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Handmade chocolate bar decorated with 'I bloody love you' text in coloured cocoa butter
Belgian chocolate 'I bloody love you' bar, broken into pieces to show solid chunky centre

I Bloody Love You Chocolate | Bagstock & Bumble

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From £10.95
Belgian milk chocolate bar decorated with a cheeky 'I fucking love you' message in coloured cocoa butter
A broken up 'I fucking love you' chocolate bar piled up to show the chunky chocolate centre

I Fucking Love You Valentine's Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

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Chocolate bar made from Belgian milk chocolate and decorated with an 'I like your face' message
'I like your face' chocolate bar broken into pieces to show solid milk chocolate centre

'I like your face' Valentine's Chocolate Bar | Bagstock & Bumble

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Chunky milk chocolate bar decorated with a 'Fuck this shit' motif
Picture of broken up chunks of Belgian milk chocolate bar with bit of 'Fuck this shit' message visible

'Fuck This Shit' Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £10.95
Chocolate bar with 'Eat quick or they'll make you share' message pictured out of gift packaging
Broken up chunky Belgian milk chocolate bar

'Eat Quick Or They'll Make You Share' Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £10.95
'Eat me' slogan on a delicious handmade Belgian milk chocolate bar
Broken pieces show the solid milk chocolate middle of the 'Eat me' chocolate bar

Eat Me Chocolate Gifts By Post | Bagstock & Bumble

From £10.95
Belgian milk chocolate bar decorated with a 'Sorry you got old' message, shown with a hand stealing a corner away
Chunks of the 'Sorry you got old' chocolate bar piled up to show the solid milk chocolate centre

Sorry You Got Old Chocolate Bar | Bagstock & Bumble

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From £10.95
Scrumptious handmade milk chocolate bar decorated with a 'Yummy Mummy' slogan
Close up of broken chunky pieces of the 'Yummy Mummy' milk chocolate bar

Yummy Mummy Chocolate Bar | Bagstock & Bumble

From £10.95

Chunky Belgian Chocolate and Honeycomb Bar | Bagstock & Bumble

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From £4.75

Hazelnut and Cranberry Chunky Chocolate Bar | Bagstock & Bumble

From £4.75
Flat lay view of 'Bite Me' milk chocolate bar out of packaging
Chunky Belgian chocolate 'Bite me' bar broken to show solid milk chocolate centre

'Bite Me' Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £10.95
Image of a Belgian chocolate bar decorated with a 'Nobody cares' message
Nobody cares milk chocolate bar broken into pieces and piled up

'Nobody Cares' Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £10.95
Chocolate bar divided up with a dotted line - the small half reads 'your half' and the big half reads 'my half'
'Your half/my half' chocolate bar broken into pieces to show the solid milk chocolate middle

'Your Half/My Half' Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

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Belgian chocolate bar out of packaging and with a hand breaking a corner off - the bar features a 'nom nom nom' motif
Pile of broken pieces of a milk chocolate 'nom nom nom' chocolate bar

'Nom nom nom' Chocolate Bar | Bagstock & Bumble

From £10.95
'Thank You For Coming' message on milk chocolate bar packed into 'I got you chocolate' gift packaging

'Thanks For Coming' Chocolate Party Bag Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £10.95
Handmade funny Christmas chocolate gift pictured surrounded by holly and pine cones.  The chocolate bar is decorated with a cheeky 'Merry Kissmyass' message.
'Merry Kissmyass' handmade chocolate stocking filler gift, broken and piled up to show the chunky solid milk chocolate centre

Merry Kissmyass Chocolate Bar - a funny Christmas chocolate gift | Bagstock & Bumble

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