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Our collection of uniquely cheeky chocolate bars decorated with funny slogans for all occasions

Chocolate Bars | Bagstock & Bumble

Made from the highest quality, fairtrade Belgian milk chocolate, hand decorated with deliciously funny messages and packed into our signature 'I Got You Chocolate' boxes.  Who wouldn't love to receive one of these funny chocolate bar gifts?  And if they're offended... well, nobody stays mad for long after chocolate!

Funny gift for friend – A chunky Belgian milk chocolate bar with ‘I bloody love you’ written on the front, being snapped into pieces.  Perfect for sharing (or not).
Close-up of broken chunks of Belgian milk chocolate, showing the ‘I bloody love you’ message across the shards, surrounded by chocolate shavings.

I Bloody Love You Chocolate | Funny Gift for Friends | Bagstock & Bumble

From £11.95
I fucking love you funny gift – A bold chocolate bar with the message ‘I fucking love you’, made from chunky Belgian milk chocolate and shown broken in two by hand.
I fucking love you gift – A close-up of a chunky Belgian milk chocolate bar with the message ‘I fucking love you’, surrounded by broken pieces and chocolate shavings.

'I Fucking Love You' Chocolate | Funny Chocolate Gift For Him | Bagstock & Bumble

From £11.95
Valentine's Day chocolate bar made from Belgian milk chocolate and decorated with an 'I like your face' message
'I like your face' chocolate bar broken into pieces to show solid milk chocolate centre

'I like your face' Valentine's Day Chocolate Bar | Bagstock & Bumble

From £11.95
Chunky milk chocolate bar decorated with a 'Fuck this shit' motif
Picture of broken up chunks of Belgian milk chocolate bar with bit of 'Fuck this shit' message visible

'Fuck This Shit' Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £11.95
Chocolate bar with 'Eat quick or they'll make you share' message pictured out of gift packaging
Broken up chunky Belgian milk chocolate bar

'Eat Quick Or They'll Make You Share' Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £11.95
Irresistible chocolate – A scrumptious Belgian milk chocolate bar with a ‘Yummy Mummy’ message , perfect for gifting, or for sneaking a bite yourself!
A sweet surprise to receive – Our ‘Yummy Mummy’ chocolate bar comes beautifully packaged in our I Got You Chocolate box, ready to gift.

Yummy Mummy Chocolate for Mums | Bagstock & Bumble

From £11.95

Chunky Belgian Chocolate and Honeycomb Bar | Bagstock & Bumble

From £4.75

Hazelnut and Cranberry Chunky Chocolate Bar | Bagstock & Bumble

From £4.75
A milk chocolate bar with ‘I hate everyone except you’ message, with the corner broken off.  The perfect best friend gift to make someone smile.
Close-up of broken Belgian chocolate bar showing the ‘I hate everyone except you’ message across the shards - equal parts cheeky and delicious.

'I Hate Everyone Except You' Sarcastic Valentine's Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £11.95
A hand breaking a chunky milk chocolate bar with the message ‘Sorry you got old’—a perfect funny birthday chocolate for someone who’s pretending not to care.
Close-up of solid Belgian chocolate chunks with ‘Sorry you got old’ written across the shards—cheeky, delicious and ideal for a birthday roast.

Sorry You Got Old Chocolate Bar | Bagstock & Bumble

From £11.95
Chocolate for Dad - A solid Belgian chocolate bar decorated with a ‘Who’s the Daddy?’ slogan, shown mid-break with its packaging nearby—ideal for Father’s Day, birthdays or just because.
Close-up of a chunky milk chocolate bar with ‘Who’s the Daddy?’ written in white cocoa butter, surrounded by chocolate pieces—perfect chocolate for dad with a sense of humour.

Who's The Daddy? Chocolate for Dad | Bagstock & Bumble

From £11.95
bite me chocolate bar made from belgian chocolate
bite me chocolate gift in packaging

'Bite Me' Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £11.95
Chocolate bar divided up with a dotted line - the small half reads 'your half' and the big half reads 'my half'
'Your half/my half' chocolate bar broken into pieces to show the solid milk chocolate middle

'Your Half/My Half' Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £11.95
Handmade funny Christmas chocolate gift pictured surrounded by holly and pine cones.  The chocolate bar is decorated with a cheeky 'Merry Kissmyass' message.
'Merry Kissmyass' handmade chocolate stocking filler gift, broken and piled up to show the chunky solid milk chocolate centre

Merry Kissmyass Chocolate Bar - a funny Christmas chocolate gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £11.95
Flat lay shot of a Belgian milk chocolate bar decorated with a 'Chin up' message in coloured cocoa butter
Close up of broken pieces of milk chocolate bar where you can just see the 'Chin up' motif it is decorated with

Chin Up Bar... A cheer up chocolate gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £11.95
Chunky milk chocolate bar with ‘Cheers Big Ears’ message, mid-snap—perfect thank you chocolate for someone who deserves a treat.
Close-up of the ‘Cheers Big Ears’ chocolate bar stacked among broken pieces and shavings—cheeky, solid, and absolutely scrummy.

Cheers Big Ears Thank You Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £11.95

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