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Our collection of uniquely cheeky chocolate bars decorated with funny slogans for all occasions

Chocolate Bars | Bagstock & Bumble

Made from the highest quality, fairtrade Belgian milk chocolate, hand decorated with deliciously funny messages and packed into our signature 'I Got You Chocolate' boxes.  Who wouldn't love to receive one of these funny chocolate bar gifts?  And if they're offended... well, nobody stays mad for long after chocolate!

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Funny gift for friend – A chunky Belgian milk chocolate bar with ‘I bloody love you’ written on the front, being snapped into pieces.  Perfect for sharing (or not).
Gift ideas for best friends - Close-up of broken chunks of Belgian milk chocolate, showing the ‘I bloody love you’ message across the shards, surrounded by chocolate shavings.

I Bloody Love You Chocolate | Funny Gift for Friends | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
Funny chocolate gift for him – A bold chocolate bar with the message ‘I fucking love you’, made from chunky Belgian milk chocolate and shown broken in two by hand.
I fucking love you gift – A close-up of a chunky Belgian milk chocolate bar with the message ‘I fucking love you’, surrounded by broken pieces and chocolate shavings.

'I Fucking Love You' Chocolate | Funny Chocolate Gift For Him | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
A hand breaking a piece off a milk chocolate bar with the message “I like your face” – a playful chocolate gift for couples who prefer snacks over sonnets.
Best Chocolate for Valentine's - Broken milk chocolate bar pieces showing the message “I like your face” – sweet, simple, and too good to share.

'I like your face' Valentine's Day Chocolate Gift for Couples | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
A hand holding a broken piece of a milk chocolate bar with “Fuck this shit” written on it – one of our funny chocolate bars for when words aren’t quite enough.
Funny Present for Friends - A pile of broken milk chocolate pieces showing parts of the “Fuck this shit” message.  Ideal for bad days, breakups or too much bureaucracy.

'Fuck This Shit' Funny Chocolate Bars | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
A hand breaking a piece off a milk chocolate bar that reads “Eat quick or they’ll make you share” – a unique chocolate gift for anyone who doesn’t do sharing.
Chocolate Delivery - Stack of broken chocolate pieces showing the cheeky “Eat quick or they’ll make you share” message.

'Eat Quick Or They'll Make You Share' Unique Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
Irresistible Mum chocolate – A scrumptious Belgian milk chocolate bar with a ‘Yummy Mummy’ message , perfect for gifting, or for sneaking a bite yourself!
Chocolates for Mother's Day =  Our ‘Yummy Mummy’ chocolate bar comes beautifully packaged in our I Got You Chocolate box, ready to gift.

Yummy Mummy Chocolate Mum Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45

Chunky Belgian Chocolate and Honeycomb Bar | Bagstock & Bumble

From £4.75

Hazelnut and Cranberry Chunky Chocolate Bar | Bagstock & Bumble

From £4.75
A milk chocolate bar with ‘I hate everyone except you’ message, with the corner broken off.  A Valentine's gift funny chocolate bar to make someone smile.
Valentine's Chocolate - Close-up of broken Belgian chocolate bar showing the ‘I hate everyone except you’ message across the shards. 
 Equal parts cheeky and delicious.

'I Hate Everyone Except You' Valentine's Gift Funny Chocolate Bar | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
Chunky milk chocolate bar with ‘Cheers Big Ears’ message, mid-snap—perfect thank you chocolate for someone who deserves a treat.
A Funny Rude Gift - Close-up of the ‘Cheers Big Ears’ chocolate bar stacked among broken pieces and shavings.

Cheers Big Ears Thank You Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
A hand breaking a chunky milk chocolate bar with the message ‘Sorry you got old’—a perfect funny chocolate gift for birthdays for someone who’s pretending not to care.
Chocolate for Birthdays - Close-up of solid Belgian chocolate chunks with ‘Sorry you got old’ written across the shards. Cheeky, delicious and ideal for a birthday roast.

Sorry You Got Old Funny Chocolate Gift for Birthdays | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
Chocolate for Dad - A solid Belgian chocolate bar decorated with a ‘Who’s the Daddy?’ slogan, shown mid-break with its packaging nearby—ideal for Father’s Day, birthdays or just because.
Close-up of a chunky milk chocolate bar with ‘Who’s the Daddy?’ written in white cocoa butter, surrounded by chocolate pieces.  The perfect Father's Day Chocolate GIft.

Who's The Daddy? Chocolate for Dad | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
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Funny Easter chocolate for adults – a chunky milk chocolate slab with a grumpy cartoon frog and the slogan “Smile Mardy Bum, this chocolate is yours”.
Chunky milk chocolate slab featuring a cheeky gift for grumpy grown-ups at Easter.

'Smile Mardy Bum' Chocolate Slab | Funny Easter Chocolate for Adults | Bagstock & Bumble

From £17.45
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Hands holding a chunky milk chocolate slab with a crying child image and a tongue-in-cheek “Steal their eggs later” message – a bold alternative Easter chocolate for adults.
Close-up of thick fairtrade Belgian milk chocolate slab broken into pieces.

'Steal Their Eggs Later' Chocolate Slab | Funny Alternative Easter Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £17.45
Hands holding a broken milk chocolate bar with the words “Bite me” written on it – a novelty chocolate gift that says what you're thinking, but sweeter.
Bite Me Gift - Flat lay of a bitten “Bite me” chocolate bar next to its open kraft box packaging that reads “I got you chocolate”.

'Bite Me' Novelty Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
A chocolate bar with the words “Your half” and “My half” separated by a dotted line, with one piece being broken off — one of our most popular edible gifts by post for people who love chocolate, but not sharing.
Stacked pieces of a broken milk chocolate bar showing the unequal “Your half / My half” message — sweet, petty, and perfectly fair-trade.

'Your Half/My Half' Chocolate Bar | Edible Gifts by Post | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
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