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Funny Gift for Boyfriend or Girlfriend - Box of funny Valentine’s chocolates with cheeky messages - perfect for a gift that says ‘romance is overrated, but chocolate isn’t'
Our colourful, retro Obnoxious Chocs packaging means the chocolates are ready to gift for the perfect cheeky treat.
Unique gifts boyfriend: Heart-shaped chocolates with witty, brutally honest messages. A funny Valentine’s gift for men who prefer sarcasm over sweet nothing
Chunky, solid Fairtrade Belgian chocolate hearts - smooth, scrumptious and full of attitude. A funny Valentine’s gift for couples that actually tastes good
Cheeky Obnoxious Chocs chocolate hearts in a bold, retro looking box - a triumph of sarcasm over soppiness
Simple and elegant chocolate gift wrapping – High-quality kraft wrapping with a hand-tied ribbon, perfect for sending your chocolate gift straight to the recipient with no extra fuss.
Kraft monster gift tag for a playful touch – Our custom-printed monster gift tag adds charm to your chocolate gift wrapping, making it easy to send straight to the recipient.
Kraft octopus gift tag for a charming gift – A beautifully printed octopus design tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.
Kraft octopus gift tag for a stylish finish – A beautifully printed octopus design gift tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.
Beautifully wrapped chocolate gift with monster tag – Our custom-designed gift wrap with a monster gift tag ensures your chocolate gift is thoughtful, high quality, and ready to send.
Hand-printed greeting cards for the perfect finishing touch – Choose from our monster or octopus design to add a personal message to your chocolate gift. Simple, thoughtful, and unique.

Obnoxious Chocs Funny Gift for Boyfriend or Girlfriend | Bagstock & Bumble

16.95 GBP

Our trademark box of Belgian chocolate Obnoxious Chocs is a great funny gift for boyfriends or girlfriends who’s feet need to stay firmly on the ground!

The perfect gift idea for a partner on a wedding anniversary or birthday.  It’ll show exactly how much you care about them without any of that sentimental mush.  And it does it with delicious, chunky, fairtrade Belgian chocolate.

Each of the eight milk chocolate hearts bears one of each of the following tongue-in-cheek messages:  ‘Adequate’; ‘A solid 6.5’; ‘You’ll do’; ‘I’ve had worse’; ‘Not too shabby’; ‘That ass though’; I tolerate you; and ‘You had me at I’ll pay’.

The chocolates come beautifully presented in our custom Obnoxious Chocs boxes, which are plastic free and biodegradable/recyclable.

We can send your chocolates directly to the recipient if you chose. We offer gift wrapping and a choice of gift tags and greetings cards – so take a look at the options in the images above which you can add from the drop down boxes when placing your order. Don’t forget to input a short personal message in the box provided if you’d like us to write it onto the tag or card for you.

FURTHER INFORMATION

All of Bagstock & Bumble's treats are hand made in West Yorkshire from the finest quality fair trade Belgian chocolate.

Best before: All items will have an absolute minimum of six weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date which will be clearly marked on the packaging.

Allergies: Our white and milk chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.

Storage: Please store our items in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated - this may cause the chocolate to bloom and product unsightly white marks on the surface (thought it would still be perfectly fine to eat).
INGREDIENTS AND WEIGHT

Allergens (not all in all bars): Soy lecithin, whole milk powder, gluten, hazelnuts

Milk chocolate (33.6% min cocoa solids): sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, unsweetened chocolate, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), natural vanilla flavour Fair Trade Certified FLO ID 1441

White chocolate: sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, emulsified (soya lecithin), natural vanilla flavouring. Fairtrade certified W2NVFAIR-554

Chocolate crispearls: chocolate (cocoa mass; sugar; cocoa butter; milkfat; emulsifier: soya lecithin; natural vanilla flavouring) ; crisped cereals (wheat flour, sugar, wheat malt flour, starch (wheat), raising agent: E500ii, salt, cocoa butter, natural vanilla flavouring); glucose syrup; sugar; glazing agent: E414; modified starch; vegetable fat (coconut)

Honeycomb pieces: sugar, glucose syrup, non-hydrogenated vegetable fat, raising agent

Coloured cocoa butter: Cocoa butter, titanium dioxide, hydrated aluminium oxide, E104* (*May have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children)

Hazelnuts, dried cranberries (cranberries, sugar, sunflower oil)

Chocolate beans: milk chocolate (50%) (sugar, cocoa butter, skimmed milk powder, cocoa mass, whole milk powder, buttermilk, emulsifier soya lecthin, flavouring), sugar, colours (beetroot red, mixed carotenes, anthocyanins, titanium dioxide, plain caramel curcumin, copper complexes of clorophyllins), glazing agents (shellac, gum arabit, carnauba wax, beeswax), orange flavoring

100s & 1000s: sugar, wheat starch, glucose syrup, glazing agents (vegetable oil, beeswax), colours (E100, E120)

Popping Candy: sugar, glucose syrup, lactose (from milk), carbon dioxide, vegetable fat (palm)

Transfer sheets: Modified starches E1422, E1412, sugar, cocoa butter, stabilizers E460I, E414, emulsifier E435, E322, humectant E422, flavours. Coloured inks: water, humectant E422, propylene glycol preservative E330, xanthan gum E415, sodium benzoate E211, citric acid E330, food colours E102, E122, E124, E133, E171

Each chocolate bar measures 9.5cm x 3.5 cm and weighs approx 35-40g. We know the measurements because we made the moulds, but our weights will vary slightly because they are made by our own experienced, if imprecise, hands.

gifts by post

We can wrap your gift and send it straight to the recipient

SUSTAINABLY MADE

We make all our chocolates by hand in small batches

Plastic free

All our packaging is biodegradable or compostable

fairtrade

Our chocolate is certified fairtrade

scrumptious

Satisfyingly chunky and supremely yummy

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