A milk chocolate bar with ‘I hate everyone except you’ message, with the corner broken off. A Valentine's gift funny chocolate bar to make someone smile.

Valentine's Chocolate - Close-up of broken Belgian chocolate bar showing the ‘I hate everyone except you’ message across the shards.
Equal parts cheeky and delicious.

'I Hate Everyone Except You' Valentine's Gift Funny Chocolate Bar | Bagstock & Bumble

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'I Hate Everyone Except You' Valentine's Gift Funny Chocolate Bar | Bagstock & Bumble

The ‘I hate everyone except you’ chocolate bar inside its I Got You Chocolate gift box—your go-to Galentine's gift when words aren’t enough and chocolate is required.

Simply elegant chocolate gift wrapping – kraft gift wrapping with a hand-tied ribbon, perfect for sending your chocolate gift straight to the recipient with no extra fuss.

Kraft monster gift tag for a playful touch – Our custom-printed monster gift tag adds charm to your chocolate gift wrapping, making it easy to send straight to the recipient.

Kraft octopus gift tag for a stylish finish – A beautifully printed octopus design gift tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.

Beautifully wrapped chocolate gift with monster tag – Our custom-designed gift wrap with a monster gift tag ensures your chocolate gift is thoughtful, high quality, and ready to send.

Gift Wrap with Octopus Tag - Gift Wrapped Chocolates by Post Free Delivery

monster and octpus design greetings cards

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