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Christmas Chocolate Selection Box | Funny Christmas Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

£16.95
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Close-up of a hand holding a "Merry Christmas, you filthy animal" bar above an open Christmas chocolate selection box containing several custom-made, decorated chocolate bars.
No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).
Hand holding funny Christmas chocolate bar that reads "At least there's booze" in beige and red font on a green background.
Hand holding up a colourful chocolate bar that reads "So what if we're on the naughty list?" in festive red, green and white lettering.
Close-up of a hand holding a decorated milk chocolate bar with the words "Merry Christmas you filthy animal" in a festive font
Close-up of a hand holding a chocolate bar that reads “I Got You Chocolate” – a light-hearted choice in gifts to say sorry to a friend.
Solid Belgian milk chocolate bar with a 'Bite me' message
A chunky Belgian milk chocolate bar decorated with an 'Eat me now... before you have to share' message
A fair trade milk chocolate bar decorated with a message in cocoa butter dividing 'Your half' (small) and 'My half' (big)
A scrummy Belgian milk chocolate bar packed with colourful sprinkles
Chunky Belgian milk chocolate bar packed with hazelnuts and dried cranberries and drizzled with white chocolate
Scrumptious fairtrade milk chocolate bar full of honeycomb pieces and topped with crispy chocolate balls and white chocolate drizzle
Fairtrade marbled milk and white chocolate bar topped with crispy dark chocolate balls
Chunky fairtrade milk chocolate bar topped with chocolate beans and sprinkles
Simple and elegant chocolate gift wrapping – High-quality kraft wrapping with a hand-tied ribbon, perfect for sending your chocolate gift straight to the recipient with no extra fuss.
Kraft monster gift tag for a playful touch – Our custom-printed monster gift tag adds charm to your chocolate gift wrapping, making it easy to send straight to the recipient.
Kraft octopus gift tag for a charming gift – A beautifully printed octopus design tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.
Beautifully wrapped chocolate gift with monster tag – Our custom-designed gift wrap with a monster gift tag ensures your chocolate gift is thoughtful, high quality, and ready to send.
Kraft octopus gift tag for a stylish finish – A beautifully printed octopus design gift tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.
Hand-printed greeting cards for the perfect finishing touch – Choose from our monster or octopus design to add a personal message to your chocolate gift. Simple, thoughtful, and unique.

Sometimes the best Christmas gift is simply a decent supply of chocolate so we've created this upgrade on the traditional Christmas chocolate selection box.

Our box contains five treat-sized bars of your choice of festive messages, cheeky slogans or flavours all handmade from our usual high quality fairtrade Belgian milk chocolate and packaged into a high quality 'I got you chocolate' gift box.

A great stocking filler, secret Santa contribution, or a simple reminder that you're quite partial to a bit of chocolate yourself.

  • PICTURE BARS:
    • Merry Christmas you filthy animal
    • At least there's booze
    • So what if we're on the naughty list?
    • I got you chocolates
  • FLAVOURS:
    • Cranberry and hazelnut
    • Honeycomb
    • Sweeties
    • Marbled chocolate
    • Sprinkles
  • MESSAGES:
    • Bite me
    • Your half/my half
    • Eat me NOW... before you have to share

ORDER NOW FOR CHRISTMAS... OUR BEST BEFORE DATES ARE ALL INTO 2026

We can send your chocolates directly to the recipient if you chose. We offer gift wrapping and a choice of gift tags and greetings cards – so take a look at the options in the images above which you can add from the drop down boxes when placing your order. Don’t forget to input a short personal message in the box provided if you’d like us to write it onto the tag or card for you.

All of Bagstock & Bumble's treats are hand made in West Yorkshire from the finest quality fair trade Belgian chocolate.

Best before: All items will have an absolute minimum of six weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date which will be clearly marked on the packaging.

Allergies: Our white and milk chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.

Storage: Please store our items in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated - this may cause the chocolate to bloom and product unsightly white marks on the surface (thought it would still be perfectly fine to eat).

Allergens (not all in all bars): Soy lecithin, whole milk powder, gluten, hazelnuts

Milk chocolate (33.6% min cocoa solids): sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, unsweetened chocolate, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), natural vanilla flavour Fair Trade Certified FLO ID 1441

White chocolate: sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, emulsified (soya lecithin), natural vanilla flavouring. Fairtrade certified W2NVFAIR-554

Chocolate crispearls: chocolate (cocoa mass; sugar; cocoa butter; milkfat; emulsifier: soya lecithin; natural vanilla flavouring) ; crisped cereals (wheat flour, sugar, wheat malt flour, starch (wheat), raising agent: E500ii, salt, cocoa butter, natural vanilla flavouring); glucose syrup; sugar; glazing agent: E414; modified starch; vegetable fat (coconut)

Honeycomb pieces: sugar, glucose syrup, non-hydrogenated vegetable fat, raising agent

Coloured cocoa butter: Cocoa butter, titanium dioxide, hydrated aluminium oxide, E104* (*May have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children)

Hazelnuts, dried cranberries (cranberries, sugar, sunflower oil)

Chocolate beans: milk chocolate (50%) (sugar, cocoa butter, skimmed milk powder, cocoa mass, whole milk powder, buttermilk, emulsifier soya lecthin, flavouring), sugar, colours (beetroot red, mixed carotenes, anthocyanins, titanium dioxide, plain caramel curcumin, copper complexes of clorophyllins), glazing agents (shellac, gum arabit, carnauba wax, beeswax), orange flavoring

100s & 1000s: sugar, wheat starch, glucose syrup, glazing agents (vegetable oil, beeswax), colours (E100, E120)

Popping Candy: sugar, glucose syrup, lactose (from milk), carbon dioxide, vegetable fat (palm)

Transfer sheets: Modified starches E1422, E1412, sugar, cocoa butter, stabilizers E460I, E414, emulsifier E435, E322, humectant E422, flavours. Coloured inks: water, humectant E422, propylene glycol preservative E330, xanthan gum E415, sodium benzoate E211, citric acid E330, food colours E102, E122, E124, E133, E171

Each chocolate bar measures 9.5cm x 3.5 cm and weighs approx 35-40g. We know the measurements because we made the moulds, but our weights will vary slightly because they are made by our own experienced, if imprecise, hands.
Close-up of a hand holding a "Merry Christmas, you filthy animal" bar above an open Christmas chocolate selection box containing several custom-made, decorated chocolate bars.
Close-up of a hand holding a "Merry Christmas, you filthy animal" bar above an open Christmas chocolate selection box containing several custom-made, decorated chocolate bars.
No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).
No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).
Hand holding funny Christmas chocolate bar that reads "At least there's booze" in beige and red font on a green background.
Hand holding funny Christmas chocolate bar that reads "At least there's booze" in beige and red font on a green background.
Hand holding up a colourful chocolate bar that reads "So what if we're on the naughty list?" in festive red, green and white lettering.
Hand holding up a colourful chocolate bar that reads "So what if we're on the naughty list?" in festive red, green and white lettering.
Close-up of a hand holding a decorated milk chocolate bar with the words "Merry Christmas you filthy animal" in a festive font
Close-up of a hand holding a decorated milk chocolate bar with the words "Merry Christmas you filthy animal" in a festive font
Close-up of a hand holding a chocolate bar that reads “I Got You Chocolate” – a light-hearted choice in gifts to say sorry to a friend.
Close-up of a hand holding a chocolate bar that reads “I Got You Chocolate” – a light-hearted choice in gifts to say sorry to a friend.
Solid Belgian milk chocolate bar with a 'Bite me' message
Solid Belgian milk chocolate bar with a 'Bite me' message
A chunky Belgian milk chocolate bar decorated with an 'Eat me now... before you have to share' message
A chunky Belgian milk chocolate bar decorated with an 'Eat me now... before you have to share' message
A fair trade milk chocolate bar decorated with a message in cocoa butter dividing 'Your half' (small) and 'My half' (big)
A fair trade milk chocolate bar decorated with a message in cocoa butter dividing 'Your half' (small) and 'My half' (big)
A scrummy Belgian milk chocolate bar packed with colourful sprinkles
A scrummy Belgian milk chocolate bar packed with colourful sprinkles
Chunky Belgian milk chocolate bar packed with hazelnuts and dried cranberries and drizzled with white chocolate
Chunky Belgian milk chocolate bar packed with hazelnuts and dried cranberries and drizzled with white chocolate
Scrumptious fairtrade milk chocolate bar full of honeycomb pieces and topped with crispy chocolate balls and white chocolate drizzle
Scrumptious fairtrade milk chocolate bar full of honeycomb pieces and topped with crispy chocolate balls and white chocolate drizzle
Fairtrade marbled milk and white chocolate bar topped with crispy dark chocolate balls
Fairtrade marbled milk and white chocolate bar topped with crispy dark chocolate balls
Chunky fairtrade milk chocolate bar topped with chocolate beans and sprinkles
Chunky fairtrade milk chocolate bar topped with chocolate beans and sprinkles
Simple and elegant chocolate gift wrapping – High-quality kraft wrapping with a hand-tied ribbon, perfect for sending your chocolate gift straight to the recipient with no extra fuss.
Simple and elegant chocolate gift wrapping – High-quality kraft wrapping with a hand-tied ribbon, perfect for sending your chocolate gift straight to the recipient with no extra fuss.
Kraft monster gift tag for a playful touch – Our custom-printed monster gift tag adds charm to your chocolate gift wrapping, making it easy to send straight to the recipient.
Kraft monster gift tag for a playful touch – Our custom-printed monster gift tag adds charm to your chocolate gift wrapping, making it easy to send straight to the recipient.
Kraft octopus gift tag for a charming gift – A beautifully printed octopus design tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.
Kraft octopus gift tag for a charming gift – A beautifully printed octopus design tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.
Beautifully wrapped chocolate gift with monster tag – Our custom-designed gift wrap with a monster gift tag ensures your chocolate gift is thoughtful, high quality, and ready to send.
Beautifully wrapped chocolate gift with monster tag – Our custom-designed gift wrap with a monster gift tag ensures your chocolate gift is thoughtful, high quality, and ready to send.
Kraft octopus gift tag for a stylish finish – A beautifully printed octopus design gift tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.
Kraft octopus gift tag for a stylish finish – A beautifully printed octopus design gift tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.
Hand-printed greeting cards for the perfect finishing touch – Choose from our monster or octopus design to add a personal message to your chocolate gift. Simple, thoughtful, and unique.
Hand-printed greeting cards for the perfect finishing touch – Choose from our monster or octopus design to add a personal message to your chocolate gift. Simple, thoughtful, and unique.
Close-up of a hand holding a "Merry Christmas, you filthy animal" bar above an open Christmas chocolate selection box containing several custom-made, decorated chocolate bars.
No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).
Hand holding funny Christmas chocolate bar that reads "At least there's booze" in beige and red font on a green background.
Hand holding up a colourful chocolate bar that reads "So what if we're on the naughty list?" in festive red, green and white lettering.
Close-up of a hand holding a decorated milk chocolate bar with the words "Merry Christmas you filthy animal" in a festive font
Close-up of a hand holding a chocolate bar that reads “I Got You Chocolate” – a light-hearted choice in gifts to say sorry to a friend.
Solid Belgian milk chocolate bar with a 'Bite me' message
A chunky Belgian milk chocolate bar decorated with an 'Eat me now... before you have to share' message
A fair trade milk chocolate bar decorated with a message in cocoa butter dividing 'Your half' (small) and 'My half' (big)
A scrummy Belgian milk chocolate bar packed with colourful sprinkles
Chunky Belgian milk chocolate bar packed with hazelnuts and dried cranberries and drizzled with white chocolate
Scrumptious fairtrade milk chocolate bar full of honeycomb pieces and topped with crispy chocolate balls and white chocolate drizzle
Fairtrade marbled milk and white chocolate bar topped with crispy dark chocolate balls
Chunky fairtrade milk chocolate bar topped with chocolate beans and sprinkles
Simple and elegant chocolate gift wrapping – High-quality kraft wrapping with a hand-tied ribbon, perfect for sending your chocolate gift straight to the recipient with no extra fuss.
Kraft monster gift tag for a playful touch – Our custom-printed monster gift tag adds charm to your chocolate gift wrapping, making it easy to send straight to the recipient.
Kraft octopus gift tag for a charming gift – A beautifully printed octopus design tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.
Beautifully wrapped chocolate gift with monster tag – Our custom-designed gift wrap with a monster gift tag ensures your chocolate gift is thoughtful, high quality, and ready to send.
Kraft octopus gift tag for a stylish finish – A beautifully printed octopus design gift tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.
Hand-printed greeting cards for the perfect finishing touch – Choose from our monster or octopus design to add a personal message to your chocolate gift. Simple, thoughtful, and unique.
Close-up of a hand holding a "Merry Christmas, you filthy animal" bar above an open Christmas chocolate selection box containing several custom-made, decorated chocolate bars.
No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).
Hand holding funny Christmas chocolate bar that reads "At least there's booze" in beige and red font on a green background.
Hand holding up a colourful chocolate bar that reads "So what if we're on the naughty list?" in festive red, green and white lettering.
Close-up of a hand holding a decorated milk chocolate bar with the words "Merry Christmas you filthy animal" in a festive font
Close-up of a hand holding a chocolate bar that reads “I Got You Chocolate” – a light-hearted choice in gifts to say sorry to a friend.
Solid Belgian milk chocolate bar with a 'Bite me' message
A chunky Belgian milk chocolate bar decorated with an 'Eat me now... before you have to share' message
A fair trade milk chocolate bar decorated with a message in cocoa butter dividing 'Your half' (small) and 'My half' (big)
A scrummy Belgian milk chocolate bar packed with colourful sprinkles
Chunky Belgian milk chocolate bar packed with hazelnuts and dried cranberries and drizzled with white chocolate
Scrumptious fairtrade milk chocolate bar full of honeycomb pieces and topped with crispy chocolate balls and white chocolate drizzle
Fairtrade marbled milk and white chocolate bar topped with crispy dark chocolate balls
Chunky fairtrade milk chocolate bar topped with chocolate beans and sprinkles
Simple and elegant chocolate gift wrapping – High-quality kraft wrapping with a hand-tied ribbon, perfect for sending your chocolate gift straight to the recipient with no extra fuss.
Kraft monster gift tag for a playful touch – Our custom-printed monster gift tag adds charm to your chocolate gift wrapping, making it easy to send straight to the recipient.
Kraft octopus gift tag for a charming gift – A beautifully printed octopus design tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.
Beautifully wrapped chocolate gift with monster tag – Our custom-designed gift wrap with a monster gift tag ensures your chocolate gift is thoughtful, high quality, and ready to send.
Kraft octopus gift tag for a stylish finish – A beautifully printed octopus design gift tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.
Hand-printed greeting cards for the perfect finishing touch – Choose from our monster or octopus design to add a personal message to your chocolate gift. Simple, thoughtful, and unique.

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