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Our collection of uniquely cheeky chocolate bars decorated with funny slogans for all occasions

Chocolate Bars | Bagstock & Bumble

Made from the highest quality, fairtrade Belgian milk chocolate, hand decorated with deliciously funny messages and packed into our signature 'I Got You Chocolate' boxes.  Who wouldn't love to receive one of these funny chocolate bar gifts?  And if they're offended... well, nobody stays mad for long after chocolate!

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Hands holding a broken milk chocolate bar with the words “Bite me” written on it – a novelty chocolate gift that says what you're thinking, but sweeter.
Bite Me Gift - Flat lay of a bitten “Bite me” chocolate bar next to its open kraft box packaging that reads “I got you chocolate”.

'Bite Me' Novelty Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
A milk chocolate bar with ‘I hate everyone except you’ message, with the corner broken off.  A Valentine's gift funny chocolate bar to make someone smile.
Valentine's Chocolate - Close-up of broken Belgian chocolate bar showing the ‘I hate everyone except you’ message across the shards. 
 Equal parts cheeky and delicious.

'I Hate Everyone Except You' Valentine's Gift Funny Chocolate Bar | Bagstock & Bumble

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Chunky milk chocolate bar with ‘Cheers Big Ears’ message, mid-snap—perfect thank you chocolate for someone who deserves a treat.
A Funny Rude Gift - Close-up of the ‘Cheers Big Ears’ chocolate bar stacked among broken pieces and shavings.

Cheers Big Ears Thank You Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

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A hand breaking a chunky milk chocolate bar with the message ‘Sorry you got old’—a perfect funny chocolate gift for birthdays for someone who’s pretending not to care.
Chocolate for Birthdays - Close-up of solid Belgian chocolate chunks with ‘Sorry you got old’ written across the shards. Cheeky, delicious and ideal for a birthday roast.

Sorry You Got Old Funny Chocolate Gift for Birthdays | Bagstock & Bumble

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A solid Belgian chocolate bar decorated with a ‘Who’s the Daddy?’ slogan.  Shown with a piece being broken off and the packaging nearby.  Ideal for Father’s Day, birthdays or just because.
Close-up of a chunky milk chocolate bar with ‘Who’s the Daddy?’ written in white cocoa butter, surrounded by chocolate pieces.  The perfect Father's Day Chocolate GIft.

Who's The Daddy? Chocolate for Dad | Bagstock & Bumble

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A hand holding a chocolate bar that reads “Here’s to not dying alone!” from Bagstock & Bumble’s “I Got You Chocolate” gift box. The perfect engagement chocolates for couples with a sense of humour.
No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

Engagement Chocolates | Handmade Chocolate Selection Box | Engagement Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.95
A hand holding a cheeky chocolate bar that reads “She came, she saw, she forgot what she was there for”, presented in Bagstock & Bumble’s “I Got You Chocolate” box. An ideal gift for menopause with humour and high-quality chocolate
No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

Gift for Menopause | Funny Handmade Chocolate Selection Box | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.95
Hand holding a colourful chocolate bar with the message “Cheers Big Ears”, in front of an open gift box of handmade chocolate bars – a fun and thoughtful option for chocolate thank you gifts.
No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

Thank You Chocolate Selection Box | Chocolate Thank You Gifts | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.95
Hand holding a colourful chocolate bar that says “Never Liked ’Em Anyway”, with the rest of the 'I Got You Chocolate' gift box in the background.  A thoughtful and tasty option for divorce gifts for her.
No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

Divorce or Break Up Chocolate Selection Box | Divorce Gifts for Her | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.95
Hand holding up a chocolate bar with a colourful design reading “Good job with the thing” - part of a handmade chocolate selection box in “I got you chocolate” gift packaging – a quirky and delicious option for proud of you gifts.
No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

Congratulations Chocolate Selection Box | Proud of You Gifts | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.95
Funny Easter chocolate for adults – a chunky milk chocolate slab with a grumpy cartoon frog and the slogan “Smile Mardy Bum, this chocolate is yours”.
Our colourful, retro Obnoxious Chocs packaging means the chocolates are ready to gift for the perfect cheeky treat.

'Smile Mardy Bum' Chocolate Slab | Funny Easter Chocolate for Adults | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.95
Hands holding a chunky milk chocolate slab with a crying child image and a tongue-in-cheek “Steal their eggs later” message – a bold alternative Easter chocolate for adults.
Our colourful, retro Obnoxious Chocs packaging means the chocolates are ready to gift for the perfect cheeky treat.

'Steal Their Eggs Later' Chocolate Slab | Funny Alternative Easter Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.95
A chocolate bar with the words “Your half” and “My half” separated by a dotted line, with one piece being broken off — one of our most popular edible gifts by post for people who love chocolate, but not sharing.
Chocolate Gifts UK - Stacked pieces of a broken milk chocolate bar showing the unequal “Your half / My half” message.  Sweet, petty, and perfectly fair-trade.

'Your Half/My Half' Chocolate Bar | Edible Gifts by Post | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
A hand breaking a piece off a “Chin up” milk chocolate bar next to its empty packaging – the ultimate cheer up chocolate gift
Sending a Hug - Close-up of a broken 'Chin Up' treat showing chunky fairtrade Belgian milk chocolate body of the bar.

Chin Up Bar... A cheer up chocolate gift | Bagstock & Bumble

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