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Our collection of uniquely cheeky chocolate bars decorated with funny slogans for all occasions

Chocolate Bars | Bagstock & Bumble

Made from the highest quality, fairtrade Belgian milk chocolate, hand decorated with deliciously funny messages and packed into our signature 'I Got You Chocolate' boxes.  Who wouldn't love to receive one of these funny chocolate bar gifts?  And if they're offended... well, nobody stays mad for long after chocolate!

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A hand holding a colourful chocolate bar with the phrase "Chin Up" in bold lettering, with Bagstock & Bumble's "I Got You Chocolate" gift box shown in the background. The open box reveals five Belgian chocolate bars with various toppings and message.  The perfect chocolate get well gifts.
No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

Chocolate Get Well Gifts | Milk Chocolate Selection Box | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.95
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Hand holding a colourful chocolate bar with the message “Cheers Big Ears”, in front of an open gift box of handmade chocolate bars – a fun and thoughtful option for chocolate thank you gifts.
No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

Thank You Chocolate Selection Box | Chocolate Thank You Gifts | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.95
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Hand holding up a chocolate bar that says “I Got You Chocolate”, with a gift box of handmade chocolate bars in the background – among the most thoughtful and cheeky I'm sorry gifts
No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

'I Got you Chocolate' Apology Box of Chocolates | I'm Sorry Gifts | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.95
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Hand holding a colourful chocolate bar with the message “Sorry You Got Old”, in front of an open birthday chocolate box.  The box features five handmade chocolate bars with cheeky messages and yummy toppings.
No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

Cheeky Birthday Chocolate | Chocolate Selection Box | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.95
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Hand holding a colourful chocolate bar that says “Never Liked ’Em Anyway”, with the rest of the 'I Got You Chocolate' gift box in the background.  A thoughtful and tasty option for divorce gifts for her.
No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

Divorce or Break Up Chocolate Selection Box | Divorce Gifts for Her | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.95
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Hand holding up a chocolate bar with a colourful design reading “Good job with the thing” - part of a handmade chocolate selection box in “I got you chocolate” gift packaging – a quirky and delicious option for proud of you gifts.
No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

Congratulations Chocolate Selection Box | Proud of You Gifts | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.95
A hand holding a mini chocolate bar that reads “Bun in. Oven on.” above an open box of assorted chocolate treats – cheeky and thoughtful gifts for pregnant friends who deserve more than tea and sympathy.
No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

Chocolate Selection Box for Expectant Mums | Gift for Pregnant Friend | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.95
A hand holding a colourful chocolate bar with the message “I Tolerate You” above an open gift box of other bars – a perfect pick for funny couples gifts.
No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

Chocolate Selection Box for Partners | Funny Couples Gifts | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.95
Funny Easter chocolate for adults – a chunky milk chocolate slab with a grumpy cartoon frog and the slogan “Smile Mardy Bum, this chocolate is yours”.
Our colourful, retro Obnoxious Chocs packaging means the chocolates are ready to gift for the perfect cheeky treat.

'Smile Mardy Bum' Chocolate Slab | Funny Easter Chocolate for Adults | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.95
Hands holding a chunky milk chocolate slab with a crying child image and a tongue-in-cheek “Steal their eggs later” message – a bold alternative Easter chocolate for adults.
Our colourful, retro Obnoxious Chocs packaging means the chocolates are ready to gift for the perfect cheeky treat.

'Steal Their Eggs Later' Chocolate Slab | Funny Alternative Easter Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.95
Hands holding a broken milk chocolate bar with the words “Bite me” written on it – a novelty chocolate gift that says what you're thinking, but sweeter.
Bite Me Gift - Flat lay of a bitten “Bite me” chocolate bar next to its open kraft box packaging that reads “I got you chocolate”.

'Bite Me' Novelty Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
A chocolate bar with the words “Your half” and “My half” separated by a dotted line, with one piece being broken off — one of our most popular edible gifts by post for people who love chocolate, but not sharing.
Chocolate Gifts UK - Stacked pieces of a broken milk chocolate bar showing the unequal “Your half / My half” message.  Sweet, petty, and perfectly fair-trade.

'Your Half/My Half' Chocolate Bar | Edible Gifts by Post | Bagstock & Bumble

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A chunky milk chocolate bar with  cheeky “Merry Kissmyass” message, being snapped apart – a funny christmas chocolate gift with bite.
A gift boxed milk chocolate bar that reads “Merry Kissmyass”, amongst festive decor.  Perfect funny stocking fillers for adults who’ve had enough Christmas cheer.

Merry Kissmyass Chocolate Bar -| Funny Christmas Chocolate | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
A hand breaking a piece off a “Chin up” milk chocolate bar next to its empty packaging – the ultimate cheer up chocolate gift
Sending a Hug - Close-up of a broken 'Chin Up' treat showing chunky fairtrade Belgian milk chocolate body of the bar.

Chin Up Bar... A cheer up chocolate gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
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