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'Fuck This Shit' Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

£10.95
Chunky milk chocolate bar decorated with a 'Fuck this shit' motif
Picture of broken up chunks of Belgian milk chocolate bar with bit of 'Fuck this shit' message visible
Gift boxed Belgian chocolate 'Fuck this shit' bar
Blue and kraft brown gift wrap with blue ribbon and a choice of monster or octopus gift tags
Our selection of custom monster and octopus design greetings cards for handwritten messages
Our standard Bagstock & Bumble kraft gift wrap with a blue chevron design and blue ribbon

Our 'Fuck this shit' Belgian chocolate bars are guaranteed belly laughs all round.  You won't find a better or tastier funny present for a friend.

There's few folk that don't enjoy a bit of sweary funny chocolate. Especially if the chocolate is high quality, fairtrade Belgian milk chocolate, lovingly handcrafted into these chunky bars and presented in our plastic-free 'I got you chocolate' gift packaging.

Go on... fuck it!  You know you want to.

We can send your chocolates directly to the recipient if you chose. We offer gift wrapping and a choice of gift tags and greetings cards – so take a look at the options in the images above which you can add from the drop down boxes when placing your order. Don’t forget to input a short personal message in the box provided if you’d like us to write it onto the tag or card for you.

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All of Bagstock & Bumble's treats are hand made in West Yorkshire from the finest quality fair trade Belgian chocolate.

Best before: All items will have an absolute minimum of four weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date which will be clearly marked on the packaging.

Allergies: Our white and milk chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.

Storage: Please store our items in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated - this may cause the chocolate to bloom and product unsightly white marks on the surface (thought it would still be perfectly fine to eat).

Ingredients:
Milk chocolate (33.6% min cocoa solids): sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, unsweetened chocolate, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), natural vanilla flavour. Fair Trade Certified FLO ID 1441

Cocoa butter decoration: cocoa butter, titanium dioxide, hydrated aluminium oxide, E104* *May have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children

Allergens:
Whole milk powder, soy lecithin (an emulsifier)

Dimensions:
This chocolate bar measures 13.5cm by 9cm and weighs approximately 120g. We know the measurements because we made the moulds, but our weights will vary slightly because they are made with our own experienced, if imprecise, hands.

Chunky milk chocolate bar decorated with a 'Fuck this shit' motif
Picture of broken up chunks of Belgian milk chocolate bar with bit of 'Fuck this shit' message visible
Gift boxed Belgian chocolate 'Fuck this shit' bar
Blue and kraft brown gift wrap with blue ribbon and a choice of monster or octopus gift tags
Our selection of custom monster and octopus design greetings cards for handwritten messages
Our standard Bagstock & Bumble kraft gift wrap with a blue chevron design and blue ribbon

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