A hand holding a broken piece of a milk chocolate bar with “Fuck this shit” written on it – one of our funny chocolate bars for when words aren’t quite enough.

Funny Present for Friends - A pile of broken milk chocolate pieces showing parts of the “Fuck this shit” message. Ideal for bad days, breakups or too much bureaucracy.

Fuck This Shit Gift - The full chocolate bar in its packaging with the message clearly visible through the box – bold words, better chocolate.

Simple and elegant chocolate gift wrapping – High-quality kraft wrapping with a hand-tied ribbon, perfect for sending your chocolate gift straight to the recipient with no extra fuss.

Kraft monster gift tag for a playful touch – Our custom-printed monster gift tag adds charm to your chocolate gift wrapping, making it easy to send straight to the recipient.

Kraft octopus gift tag for a charming gift – A beautifully printed octopus design tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.

Beautifully wrapped chocolate gift with monster tag – Our custom-designed gift wrap with a monster gift tag ensures your chocolate gift is thoughtful, high quality, and ready to send.

Kraft octopus gift tag for a stylish finish – A beautifully printed octopus design gift tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.

Hand-printed greeting cards for the perfect finishing touch – Choose from our monster or octopus design to add a personal message to your chocolate gift. Simple, thoughtful, and unique.

'Fuck This Shit' Funny Chocolate Bars | Bagstock & Bumble

Name: 'Fuck This Shit' Funny Chocolate Bars | Bagstock & Bumble
Brand: Bagstock & Bumble
Price: 12.45 GBP
Availability: InStock

12.45 GBP

GIFT WRAPPING OPTIONS

If you’re going for an inappropriate gift then you may as well do it properly with our handmade, Belgian chocolate ‘Fuck this shit’ bars.

Not only a delicious, high quality fairtrade chocolate bar but also a unique funny gift for friends who have had it up to here.

These chunky milk chocolate bars are presented in our custom, ready-to-gift ‘I got you chocolate’ boxes to make the funny, sweary present your mates have been waiting for.

All our packaging is plastic free.

We can send your chocolates directly to the recipient if you chose. We offer gift wrapping and a choice of gift tags and greetings cards – so take a look at the options in the images above which you can add from the drop down boxes when placing your order. Don’t forget to input a short personal message in the box provided if you’d like us to write it onto the tag or card for you.

FURTHER INFORMATION

All of Bagstock & Bumble's treats are hand made in West Yorkshire from the finest quality fair trade Belgian chocolate.

Best before: All items will have an absolute minimum of six weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date which will be clearly marked on the packaging.

Allergies: Our white and milk chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.

Storage: Please store our items in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated - this may cause the chocolate to bloom and product unsightly white marks on the surface (thought it would still be perfectly fine to eat).

INGREDIENTS AND WEIGHT

Allergens: Soy lecithin, whole milk powder

Milk chocolate (33.6% min cocoa solids): sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, unsweetened chocolate, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), natural vanilla flavour. Fair Trade Certified FLO ID 1441

Decoration: Cocoa butter, titanium dioxide, hydrated aluminium oxide, E104* *May have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children

This chocolate bar measures 13.5cm by 9cm and weighs approximately 120g. We know the measurements because we made the moulds, but our weights will vary slightly because they are made with our own experienced, if imprecise, hands.