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Obnoxious Chocs Funny Gift for Partners | Bagstock & Bumble

£16.45
Box of funny Valentine’s chocolates with cheeky messages - perfect for a gift that says ‘romance is overrated, but chocolate isn’t'
Video of Bagstock & Bumble Partners Obnoxious Chocs gift box being opened, revealing solid Belgian chocolate hearts with cheeky, sarcastic messages – a funny gift for your other half - whether they deserve it or not...
Heart-shaped chocolates with witty, brutally honest messages— a funny Valentine’s gift for men who prefer sarcasm over sweet nothings
Chunky, solid Fairtrade Belgian chocolate hearts - smooth, scrumptious and full of attitude. A funny Valentine’s gift that actually tastes good
Cheeky Obnoxious Chocs chocolate hearts in a bold, retro looking box - a triumph of sarcasm over soppiness
Our colourful, retro Obnoxious Chocs packaging means the chocolates are ready to gift for the perfect cheeky treat.
Simple and elegant chocolate gift wrapping – High-quality kraft wrapping with a hand-tied ribbon, perfect for sending your chocolate gift straight to the recipient with no extra fuss.
Kraft monster gift tag for a playful touch – Our custom-printed monster gift tag adds charm to your chocolate gift wrapping, making it easy to send straight to the recipient.
Kraft octopus gift tag for a charming gift – A beautifully printed octopus design tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.
Kraft octopus gift tag for a stylish finish – A beautifully printed octopus design gift tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.
Beautifully wrapped chocolate gift with monster tag – Our custom-designed gift wrap with a monster gift tag ensures your chocolate gift is thoughtful, high quality, and ready to send.
Hand-printed greeting cards for the perfect finishing touch – Choose from our monster or octopus design to add a personal message to your chocolate gift. Simple, thoughtful, and unique.

A funny gift for partners that says just the right amount of nice things.

This box of solid Belgian milk chocolate hearts is perfect for showing them how much they mean to you—without getting too soppy about it. Handmade from fairtrade chocolate, each piece comes with a cheeky ‘romantic’ message designed to make them laugh. And if not? Well, at least there’s chocolate.

Each box contains chocolates featuring one of each of the following slogans: I tolerate you; You had me at I'll pay; You'll do; That ass though; A solid 6.5; Adequate; Not too shabby; and I've had worse.  All of which are packaged into a colourful, retro-styled Obnoxious Chocs gift box - and all our packaging is plastic free.

Perfect for anniversaries, birthdays, or just reminding them how adequate they are.

We can send your chocolates directly to the recipient if you chose. We offer gift wrapping and a choice of gift tags and greetings cards – so take a look at the options in the images above which you can add from the drop down boxes when placing your order. Don’t forget to input a short personal message in the box provided if you’d like us to write it onto the tag or card for you.

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All of Bagstock & Bumble's treats are hand made in West Yorkshire from the finest quality, fair trade Belgian chocolate.

Best before: All items will have a minimum of 4 weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date, which is clearly marked on the packaging.

Storage: Please store our chocolate items in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated - this may cause the chocolate to bloom and produce unsightly white marks on its surface (though it would still be perfectly fine to eat).

Allergies: Our milk and white chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.

Ingredients (Allergens in Bold):

Milk chocolate (33.6% min cocoa solids): sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, unsweetened chocolate, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), natural vanilla flavour Fair Trade Certified FLO ID 1441

Decoration: Cocoa butter, titanium dioxide, hydrated aluminium oxide, E104* *May have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children

Each chocolate is approximately 4cm x 4cm at their widest and highest and they weigh approximately 16g each (there is a total of approximately 120g of chocolate in each box). We know the measurements because we made the moulds, but our weights will vary slightly because they are made by our own experienced, if imprecise, hands.

Box of funny Valentine’s chocolates with cheeky messages - perfect for a gift that says ‘romance is overrated, but chocolate isn’t'
Video of Bagstock & Bumble Partners Obnoxious Chocs gift box being opened, revealing solid Belgian chocolate hearts with cheeky, sarcastic messages – a funny gift for your other half - whether they deserve it or not...
Heart-shaped chocolates with witty, brutally honest messages— a funny Valentine’s gift for men who prefer sarcasm over sweet nothings
Chunky, solid Fairtrade Belgian chocolate hearts - smooth, scrumptious and full of attitude. A funny Valentine’s gift that actually tastes good
Cheeky Obnoxious Chocs chocolate hearts in a bold, retro looking box - a triumph of sarcasm over soppiness
Our colourful, retro Obnoxious Chocs packaging means the chocolates are ready to gift for the perfect cheeky treat.
Simple and elegant chocolate gift wrapping – High-quality kraft wrapping with a hand-tied ribbon, perfect for sending your chocolate gift straight to the recipient with no extra fuss.
Kraft monster gift tag for a playful touch – Our custom-printed monster gift tag adds charm to your chocolate gift wrapping, making it easy to send straight to the recipient.
Kraft octopus gift tag for a charming gift – A beautifully printed octopus design tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.
Kraft octopus gift tag for a stylish finish – A beautifully printed octopus design gift tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.
Beautifully wrapped chocolate gift with monster tag – Our custom-designed gift wrap with a monster gift tag ensures your chocolate gift is thoughtful, high quality, and ready to send.
Hand-printed greeting cards for the perfect finishing touch – Choose from our monster or octopus design to add a personal message to your chocolate gift. Simple, thoughtful, and unique.

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