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Our collection of uniquely cheeky chocolate bars decorated with funny slogans for all occasions

Chocolate Bars | Bagstock & Bumble

Made from the highest quality, fairtrade Belgian milk chocolate, hand decorated with deliciously funny messages and packed into our signature 'I Got You Chocolate' boxes.  Who wouldn't love to receive one of these funny chocolate bar gifts?  And if they're offended... well, nobody stays mad for long after chocolate!

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Funny gift for friend – A chunky Belgian milk chocolate bar with ‘I bloody love you’ written on the front, being snapped into pieces.  Perfect for sharing (or not).
Gift ideas for best friends - Close-up of broken chunks of Belgian milk chocolate, showing the ‘I bloody love you’ message across the shards, surrounded by chocolate shavings.

I Bloody Love You Chocolate | Funny Gift for Friends | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
Funny and rude novelty chocolate - A close-up of a hand holding a chunky milk chocolate bar with the an ‘I fucking love you’ message written in white cocoa butter.
Funny chocolate gift for him – A bold chocolate bar with the message ‘I fucking love you’, made from chunky Belgian milk chocolate and shown broken in two by hand.

'I Fucking Love You' Chocolate | Funny Chocolate Gift For Him | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
A hand breaking a piece off a milk chocolate bar with the message “I like your face” – a playful chocolate gift for couples who prefer snacks over sonnets.
Best Chocolate for Valentine's - Broken milk chocolate bar pieces showing the message “I like your face” – sweet, simple, and too good to share.

'I like your face' Valentine's Day Chocolate Gift for Couples | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
The perfect Dad chocolate gift for Father's Day or birthdays... a selection of five Belgian milk chocolate bars in an I Got You Chocolate gift box
Fathers Day Delivery Gifts - send your Dad a delicious selection of fairtrade chocolate bars to secure your place as favourite

Father's Day Chocolate Selection Box | Dad Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.95
A hand holding a broken piece of a milk chocolate bar with “Fuck this shit” written on it – one of our funny chocolate bars for when words aren’t quite enough.
Funny Present for Friends - A pile of broken milk chocolate pieces showing parts of the “Fuck this shit” message.  Ideal for bad days, breakups or too much bureaucracy.

'Fuck This Shit' Funny Chocolate Bars | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
A hand breaking a piece off a milk chocolate bar that reads “Eat quick or they’ll make you share” – a unique chocolate gift for anyone who doesn’t do sharing.
Chocolate Delivery - Stack of broken chocolate pieces showing the cheeky “Eat quick or they’ll make you share” message.

'Eat Quick Or They'll Make You Share' Unique Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
A hand breaks off a triangle from a crunchy milk honeycomb chocolate bar, topped with white chocolate drizzle and crispy chocolate pearls.
A stack of handmade milk chocolate pieces filled with honeycomb and topped with dark chocolate crispearls and white drizzle – a delicious bite of artisan chocolate UK style.

Chunky Honeycomb Chocolate Bar | Bagstock & Bumble

From £8.95
Yummy Mummy milk chocolate bar shown next to its packaging and with the corner broken off.  If you're going to get your Mum chocolate, this is the chocolate you need.
Chocolates for Mother's Day =  Our ‘Yummy Mummy’ chocolate bar comes beautifully packaged in our I Got You Chocolate box, ready to gift.

Yummy Mummy Chocolate Mum Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
A large fruit and nut chocolate bar topped with whole hazelnuts, dried cranberries, and a drizzle of white chocolate, being broken by hand.
Stacked chunks of a loaded chocolate bar packed with cranberries, hazelnuts, and creamy Belgian milk chocolate, with white chocolate drizzle on top.

Fruit and Nut Chocolate Bar | Hazelnut and Cranberry | Bagstock & Bumble

From £4.75
A milk chocolate bar with ‘I hate everyone except you’ message, with the corner broken off.  A Valentine's gift funny chocolate bar to make someone smile.
Valentine's Chocolate - Close-up of broken Belgian chocolate bar showing the ‘I hate everyone except you’ message across the shards. 
 Equal parts cheeky and delicious.

'I Hate Everyone Except You' Valentine's Gift Funny Chocolate Bar | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
Chunky milk chocolate bar with ‘Cheers Big Ears’ message, mid-snap—perfect thank you chocolate for someone who deserves a treat.
A Funny Rude Gift - Close-up of the ‘Cheers Big Ears’ chocolate bar stacked among broken pieces and shavings.

Cheers Big Ears Thank You Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
A hand breaking a chunky milk chocolate bar with the message ‘Sorry you got old’—a perfect funny chocolate gift for birthdays for someone who’s pretending not to care.
Chocolate for Birthdays - Close-up of solid Belgian chocolate chunks with ‘Sorry you got old’ written across the shards. Cheeky, delicious and ideal for a birthday roast.

Sorry You Got Old Funny Chocolate Gift for Birthdays | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
A solid Belgian chocolate bar decorated with a ‘Who’s the Daddy?’ slogan.  Shown with a piece being broken off and the packaging nearby.  Ideal for Father’s Day, birthdays or just because.
Close-up of a chunky milk chocolate bar with ‘Who’s the Daddy?’ written in white cocoa butter, surrounded by chocolate pieces.  The perfect Father's Day Chocolate GIft.

Who's The Daddy? Chocolate for Dad | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
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A hand holding a chocolate bar that reads “Here’s to not dying alone!” from Bagstock & Bumble’s “I Got You Chocolate” gift box. The perfect engagement chocolates for couples with a sense of humour.
No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

Engagement Chocolates | Handmade Chocolate Selection Box | Engagement Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.95
New
A hand holding a colourful “Yummy Mummy” chocolate bar from Bagstock & Bumble’s “I Got You Chocolate” box. Includes five handmade Belgian chocolate bars—perfect mum chocolate gifts with taste.
No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

Mum Chocolate Gifts | Funny Handmade Chocolate Selection Box | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.95
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A hand holding a cheeky chocolate bar that reads “She came, she saw, she forgot what she was there for”, presented in Bagstock & Bumble’s “I Got You Chocolate” box. An ideal gift for menopause with humour and high-quality chocolate
No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

Gift for Menopause | Funny Handmade Chocolate Selection Box | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.95
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