An utterly delicious funny chocolate gift for your partner, for those occasions when you want to let them know how much they mean to you... but you don't want to get too carried away.
This hand made box of solid Belgian milk chocolate hearts includes a series of cheeky 'romantic' messages guaranteed to put a smile on their face. And if not, well they still have chocolate!
Obnoxious Chocs make great birthday gifts for loved ones. Or why not treat your partner on your anniversary to a generous helping of chocolate sarcasm. They'll (probably) thank you for it.
Each box contains chocolates featuring one of each of the following slogans: I tolerate you; You had me at I'll pay; You'll do; That ass though; A solid 6.5; Adequate; Not too shabby; and I've had worse. And these cheeky chocolates come displayed in a high quality kraft gift box stamped with an 'Obnoxious Choc's motif.
If you'd like us to add a gift tag, greetings card and/or gift wrap to your order then take a look at the photographs which show what we offer and make your choices from the drop down boxes when placing your order. We are happy to hand write a personal message onto the tag or card so don't forget to include them when you order if you would like us to do so.
All of Bagstock & Bumble's treats are hand made in West Yorkshire from the finest quality, fair trade Belgian chocolate.
Best before: All items will have a minimum of 4 weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date, which is clearly marked on the packaging.
Storage: Please store our chocolate items in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated - this may cause the chocolate to bloom and produce unsightly white marks on its surface (though it would still be perfectly fine to eat).
Allergies: Our milk and white chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.
Decoration: Cocoa butter, titanium dioxide, hydrated aluminium oxide, E104* *May have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children
Each chocolate is approximately 4cm x 4cm at their widest and highest and they weigh approximatey 16g each (there is a total of approximately 120g of chocolate in each box). We know the measurements because we made the moulds, but our weights will vary slightly because they are made by our own experienced, if imprecise, hands.