Looking for a funny Christmas chocolate stocking filler that cuts through the mush?  Our ‘Merry Kissmyass’ bar is here to deliver festive cheer with a dose of sarcasm.

Crafted from proper fairtrade Belgian milk chocolate, each bar is handmade and finished with its cheeky Christmas message using a touch of coloured cocoa butter. It comes ready to gift in our signature “I got you chocolate” box – no wrapping required, minimal effort, maximum impact.

Perfect for funny stocking fillers for adults, grumpy uncles, unimpressed in-laws, or that colleague who’s one tinsel strand away from snapping.  So if you're after funny secret Santa office gifts that taste as good as they look, this is the one.

All our packaging is 100% plastic-free.

We can send your chocolates directly to the recipient if you choose.  We offer gift wrapping and a choice of gift tags and greetings cards - so take a look at the options in the images above which you can add from the drop down boxes when placing your order.  Don't forget to input a short personal message in the box provided if you'd like us to write it onto the tag or card for you.

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All of Bagstock & Bumble's treats are hand made in West Yorkshire from the finest quality fair trade Belgian chocolate.

Best before: All items will have an absolute minimum of four weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date which will be clearly marked on the packaging.

Allergies: Our white and milk chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.

Storage: Please store our items in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated - this may cause the chocolate to bloom and product unsightly white marks on the surface (thought it would still be perfectly fine to eat).

Ingredients (Allergens in Bold):

Milk chocolate (33.6% min cocoa solids): sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, unsweetened chocolate, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), natural vanilla flavour. Fair Trade Certified FLO ID 1441

Cocoa butter decoration: cocoa butter, titanium dioxide, hydrated aluminium oxide, E104* *May have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children.

This chocolate bar measures 13.5cm by 9cm and weighs approximately 120g. We know the measurements because we made the moulds, but our weights will vary slightly because they are made with our own experienced, if imprecise, hands.