Christmas Obnoxious Chocs... a funny Secret Santa gift
This box of chocolate hearts is the ultimate funny secret Santa gift for anyone with a low tolerance for Christmas spirit. It says what we're all thinking and - even better - says it with delicious, fairtrade Belgian milk chocolate. The ideal chocolate for Christmas gifts with a twist.
Tired of tinsel and forced cheer? Our Christmas gift boxes contain eight heart shaped chocolate with one of each of the following slogans on it: 'Bah Humbug,' 'At least there's booze,' 'Not again,' 'Wake me when it's over,' 'Keep the receipts,' 'Stuff this!,' 'Merry Kissmyass,' and 'Ho, ho, no.'
All this is presented in our custom, ready-to-gift Obnoxious Chocs boxes. Whether you're wrapping up a funny Christmas chocolate surprise for the office Grinch or just need something with more bite than your average stocking filler, this should do the trick.
What is more, our packaging is eco-friendly and totally plastic-free. So, you're spreading the festive cheer without harming the planet.We can send your chocolates directly to the recipient if you chose. We offer gift wrapping and a choice of gift tags and greetings cards – so take a look at the options in the images above which you can add from the drop down boxes when placing your order. Don’t forget to input a short personal message in the box provided if you’d like us to write it onto the tag or card for you.
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Our chocolates:
All of Bagstock & Bumble's chocolates are hand made in West Yorkshire from the finest quality, fair trade Belgian chocolate.
Best before dates: All items will have a minimum of 4 weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date, which is clearly marked on the packaging.
Allergies: Our white and milk chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.
Storage: Please store our chocolates in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated as this may cause the chocolate to bloom and produce unsightly marks on its surface (though it would still be perfectly fine to eat).
Ingredients (Allergens in Bold):
Milk chocolate (33.6% min cocoa solids): sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, unsweetened chocolate, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), natural vanilla flavour Fair Trade Certified FLO ID 1441
Decoration: Cocoa butter, titanium dioxide, hydrated aluminium oxide, E104* *May have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children
Each chocolate is approximately 4cm x 4cm at their widest and highest and they weigh approximately 16g each (there is a total of approximately 120g of chocolate in each box). We know the measurements because we made the moulds, but our weights will vary slightly because they are made by our own experienced, if imprecise, hands.