The funny birthday gift for anyone who likes their chocolate with some bite.

This box of chunky Belgian milk chocolate for birthdays is perfect for those moments when you want to say “Happy Birthday” without getting all mushy about it. Made from top quality Fairtrade chocolate and decorated with a bunch of cheeky messages.  It's a bit silly, a bit sweet, and very scrummy.

Inside, you’ll find eight solid milk chocolate hearts with the following slogans: ‘Greys matter’; ‘Sorry you got old’; ‘Cake is the answer’; ‘Keep on keeping on’; ‘Never been older’; ‘Happy booze & cake day’; ‘Not bad (for your age)’; and ‘Older and wider’.

A proper treat, and no effort required—just give it, grin, and hope they share.

Each box contains eight chocolate hearts featuring the following slogans: ‘I tolerate you’; ‘You had me at I’ll pay’; ‘You’ll do’; ‘That ass though’; ‘A solid 6.5’; ‘Adequate’; ‘Not too shabby’; and ‘I’ve had worse’. All of which are packaged into a high-quality, plastic-free Obnoxious Chocs gift box. 

We can send your chocolates directly to the recipient if you chose. We offer gift wrapping and a choice of gift tags and greetings cards – so take a look at the options in the images above which you can add from the drop down boxes when placing your order. Don’t forget to input a short personal message in the box provided if you’d like us to write it onto the tag or card for you.

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made from:
All of Bagstock & Bumble's lollies are hand made in West Yorkshire from the finest quality fairtrade Belgian chocolate.

Allergies: Our milk and white chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.

Best before: All items will have a minimum of 4 weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date which will be clearly marked on the packaging.

Storage: Please store our chocolate items in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated – this may cause the chocolate to bloom and produce unsightly white marks on the surface of the chocolate (though it would still be perfectly fine to eat).

Ingredients (Allergens in Bold):

Milk chocolate (33.6% min cocoa solids): sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, unsweetened chocolate, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), natural vanilla flavour Fair Trade Certified FLO ID 1441

Decoration: Cocoa butter, titanium dioxide, hydrated aluminium oxide, E104* *May have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children

Each chocolate is approximately 4cm x 4cm at their widest and highest and they weigh approximately 16g each (there is a total of approximately 120g of chocolate in each box). We know the measurements because we made the moulds, but our weights will vary slightly because they are made by our own experienced, if imprecise, hands.