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A hand holding a gold chocolate medal with a red ribbon and the words “At least you tried” – a brilliantly deadpan sarcastic congratulations gift for when it's the effort that counts.

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Hands holding a chunky milk chocolate slab with a crying child image and a tongue-in-cheek “Steal their eggs later” message – a bold alternative Easter chocolate for adults.
Our colourful, retro Obnoxious Chocs packaging means the chocolates are ready to gift for the perfect cheeky treat.

'Steal Their Eggs Later' Chocolate Slab | Funny Alternative Easter Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.95
A hand holding a gold chocolate medal with a red ribbon and the words "You did OK" written on it – a light-hearted option for funny gifts for friends.
A "You did OK" chocolate medal snapped in half on a marble board, with red ribbon and chocolate shavings – a perfect pick for banter gifts that taste as good as they sass.

'You Did OK' Gold Chocolate Medal | Funny Gift for Friends | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.95
A hand holding a gold chocolate medal with a red ribbon and the message “You totally bloody smashed it” – the perfect chocolate medal for marathon runner heroes who’ve earned themselves a treat.
Gold chocolate medal reading “You totally bloody smashed it” with a red ribbon, resting on a pastel background – ideal as a marathon congratulations gift that you can eat afterwards.

'You Totally Bloody Smashed It' Chocolate Medal Gift for Marathon Runner | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.95
A chocolate bar with the words “Your half” and “My half” separated by a dotted line, with one piece being broken off — one of our most popular edible gifts by post for people who love chocolate, but not sharing.
Chocolate Gifts UK - Stacked pieces of a broken milk chocolate bar showing the unequal “Your half / My half” message.  Sweet, petty, and perfectly fair-trade.

'Your Half/My Half' Chocolate Bar | Edible Gifts by Post | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
A hand holding a shimmering chocolate gold star against a blue background – a shiny, edible pat on the back for someone who’s nailed it.
A broken chocolate star dusted with edible gold, surrounded by chocolate shavings – make proud of you gifts ideas that really make an impression.

Belgian Chocolate Gold Star | Bagstock & Bumble

From £7.95
Best Mum Medal – A handcrafted Belgian milk chocolate medal with ‘Best Mum Ever’ lettering, the perfect sweet treat for a well-deserving mum.
Mother's Day Chocolates - Ready-to-gift chocolate medal.  Beautifully packaged in our I Got You Chocolate box, making it an easy, thoughtful present for any occasion.

Best Mum Ever Chocolate | Best Mum Medal | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.95
A hand holding a gold chocolate medal with a red ribbon and the words “Best Teacher Ever” written on it – a sweet and funny option for the best teacher gift going.
Thank You Teacher Present - Broken chocolate medal with “Best Teacher Ever” text visible, showing thick Belgian milk chocolate middle.

Best Teacher Ever Gold Chocolate Medal | Best Teacher Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.95
Hand holding a colourful chocolate bar with the message “Sorry You Got Old”, in front of an open birthday chocolate box.  The box features five handmade chocolate bars with cheeky messages and yummy toppings.
No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

Cheeky Birthday Chocolate | Chocolate Selection Box | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.95
Chunky milk chocolate bar with ‘Cheers Big Ears’ message, mid-snap—perfect thank you chocolate for someone who deserves a treat.
A Funny Rude Gift - Close-up of the ‘Cheers Big Ears’ chocolate bar stacked among broken pieces and shavings.

Cheers Big Ears Thank You Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
A hand breaking a piece off a “Chin up” milk chocolate bar next to its empty packaging – the ultimate cheer up chocolate gift
Sending a Hug - Close-up of a broken 'Chin Up' treat showing chunky fairtrade Belgian milk chocolate body of the bar.

Chin Up Bar... A cheer up chocolate gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £12.45
A hand holding a colourful chocolate bar with the phrase "Chin Up" in bold lettering, with Bagstock & Bumble's "I Got You Chocolate" gift box shown in the background. The open box reveals five Belgian chocolate bars with various toppings and message.  The perfect chocolate get well gifts.
No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

Chocolate Get Well Gifts | Milk Chocolate Selection Box | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.95
A hand holding a mini chocolate bar that reads “Bun in. Oven on.” above an open box of assorted chocolate treats – cheeky and thoughtful gifts for pregnant friends who deserve more than tea and sympathy.
No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

Chocolate Selection Box for Expectant Mums | Gift for Pregnant Friend | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.95
A hand holding a colourful chocolate bar with the message “I Tolerate You” above an open gift box of other bars – a perfect pick for funny couples gifts.
No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

Chocolate Selection Box for Partners | Funny Couples Gifts | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.95
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Close-up of a hand holding a "Merry Christmas, you filthy animal" bar above an open Christmas chocolate selection box containing several custom-made, decorated chocolate bars.
No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

Christmas Chocolate Selection Box | Funny Christmas Chocolate Gift | Bagstock & Bumble

From £16.95
A flat-lay of heart-shaped chocolates with festively sarcastic slogans like “Merry Kissmyass” and “Keep the receipts”.  Ideal chocolate for Christmas gifts with a twist of dry humour.
Our colourful, retro Obnoxious Chocs packaging means the chocolates are ready to gift for the perfect cheeky treat.

Christmas Obnoxious Chocs... a funny Secret Santa gift

From £16.95
A hand breaks off a triangle from a crunchy milk honeycomb chocolate bar, topped with white chocolate drizzle and crispy chocolate pearls.
A stack of handmade milk chocolate pieces filled with honeycomb and topped with dark chocolate crispearls and white drizzle – a delicious bite of artisan chocolate UK style.

Chunky Honeycomb Chocolate Bar | Bagstock & Bumble

From £8.95
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