Gift for Menopause | Funny Handmade Chocolate Selection Box | Bagstock & Bumble

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A hand holding a cheeky chocolate bar that reads “She came, she saw, she forgot what she was there for”, presented in Bagstock & Bumble’s “I Got You Chocolate” box. An ideal gift for menopause with humour and high-quality chocolate

No wrapping required – Packed in our signature I Got You Chocolate box, these treats ready to gift (or enjoy yourself).

An open “I Got You Chocolate” gift box containing five treat-sized chocolate bars with playful slogans and scrummy toppings. Perfect gifts for menopausal women who need a laugh and a nibble.

A hand holding a colourful chocolate bar with the slogan “She came, she saw, she forgot what she was there for.” From Bagstock & Bumble’s menopause gifts funny range. Sweet, silly and deliciously relatable.

A close-up of a chocolate bar that reads “This Girl is On Fire” in bold, retro-style lettering. Both a compliment and a comment on the hot flush situation.

Close-up of a hand holding a chocolate bar that reads “I Got You Chocolate” – a light-hearted choice in gifts to say sorry to a friend.

Solid Belgian milk chocolate bar with a 'Bite me' message

A chunky Belgian milk chocolate bar decorated with an 'Eat me now... before you have to share' message

A fair trade milk chocolate bar decorated with a message in cocoa butter dividing 'Your half' (small) and 'My half' (big)

A scrummy Belgian milk chocolate bar packed with colourful sprinkles

Chunky Belgian milk chocolate bar packed with hazelnuts and dried cranberries and drizzled with white chocolate

Scrumptious fairtrade milk chocolate bar full of honeycomb pieces and topped with crispy chocolate balls and white chocolate drizzle

Fairtrade marbled milk and white chocolate bar topped with crispy dark chocolate balls

Chunky fairtrade milk chocolate bar topped with chocolate beans and sprinkles

Simple and elegant chocolate gift wrapping – High-quality kraft wrapping with a hand-tied ribbon, perfect for sending your chocolate gift straight to the recipient with no extra fuss.

Kraft monster gift tag for a playful touch – Our custom-printed monster gift tag adds charm to your chocolate gift wrapping, making it easy to send straight to the recipient.

Kraft octopus gift tag for a charming gift – A beautifully printed octopus design tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.

Beautifully wrapped chocolate gift with monster tag – Our custom-designed gift wrap with a monster gift tag ensures your chocolate gift is thoughtful, high quality, and ready to send.

Kraft octopus gift tag for a stylish finish – A beautifully printed octopus design gift tag, the perfect addition to our simple yet high-quality chocolate gift wrapping.

Hand-printed greeting cards for the perfect finishing touch – Choose from our monster or octopus design to add a personal message to your chocolate gift. Simple, thoughtful, and unique.

Our chocolate selection boxes are the ultimate gift for menopause - because sometimes, the only cure for a hot flush and a foggy brain is chocolate.

This gorgeous ‘I Got You Chocolate’ gift box of treats is a proper pick-me-up for anyone navigating the joys of perimenopause and menopause.

Each gift box includes your choice of five treat-sized bars, all handmade and finished with cheeky messages or scrumptious toppings. Top of the list are... “She came, she saw, she forgot what she was there for” bar and “This girl is on fire.”

Perfect gifts for menopausal women who need a boost—and a good laugh.

Pick your own from our line-up of flavours and slogans:

Picture Bars:
- She came, she saw, she forgot what she was there for
- This girl is on fire
- I got you chocolates
Flavours:
- Cranberry and hazelnut
- Honeycomb
- Sweeties
- Marbled chocolate
- Sprinkles
Messages:
- Bite me
- Your half/My half
- Eat me NOW... before you have to share

We can send your chocolates directly to the recipient if you chose. We offer gift wrapping and a choice of gift tags and greetings cards – so take a look at the options in the images above which you can add from the drop down boxes when placing your order. Don’t forget to input a short personal message in the box provided if you’d like us to write it onto the tag or card for you.

FURTHER INFORMATION

All of Bagstock & Bumble's treats are hand made in West Yorkshire from the finest quality fair trade Belgian chocolate.

Best before: All items will have an absolute minimum of six weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date which will be clearly marked on the packaging.

Allergies: Our white and milk chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.

Storage: Please store our items in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated - this may cause the chocolate to bloom and product unsightly white marks on the surface (thought it would still be perfectly fine to eat).

INGREDIENTS AND WEIGHT

Allergens (not all in all bars): Soy lecithin, whole milk powder, gluten, hazelnuts

Milk chocolate (33.6% min cocoa solids): sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, unsweetened chocolate, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), natural vanilla flavour Fair Trade Certified FLO ID 1441

White chocolate: sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, emulsified (soya lecithin), natural vanilla flavouring. Fairtrade certified W2NVFAIR-554

Chocolate crispearls: chocolate (cocoa mass; sugar; cocoa butter; milkfat; emulsifier: soya lecithin; natural vanilla flavouring) ; crisped cereals (wheat flour, sugar, wheat malt flour, starch (wheat), raising agent: E500ii, salt, cocoa butter, natural vanilla flavouring); glucose syrup; sugar; glazing agent: E414; modified starch; vegetable fat (coconut)

Honeycomb pieces: sugar, glucose syrup, non-hydrogenated vegetable fat, raising agent

Coloured cocoa butter: Cocoa butter, titanium dioxide, hydrated aluminium oxide, E104* (*May have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children)

Hazelnuts, dried cranberries (cranberries, sugar, sunflower oil)

Chocolate beans: milk chocolate (50%) (sugar, cocoa butter, skimmed milk powder, cocoa mass, whole milk powder, buttermilk, emulsifier soya lecthin, flavouring), sugar, colours (beetroot red, mixed carotenes, anthocyanins, titanium dioxide, plain caramel curcumin, copper complexes of clorophyllins), glazing agents (shellac, gum arabit, carnauba wax, beeswax), orange flavoring

100s & 1000s: sugar, wheat starch, glucose syrup, glazing agents (vegetable oil, beeswax), colours (E100, E120)

Popping Candy: sugar, glucose syrup, lactose (from milk), carbon dioxide, vegetable fat (palm)

Transfer sheets: Modified starches E1422, E1412, sugar, cocoa butter, stabilizers E460I, E414, emulsifier E435, E322, humectant E422, flavours. Coloured inks: water, humectant E422, propylene glycol preservative E330, xanthan gum E415, sodium benzoate E211, citric acid E330, food colours E102, E122, E124, E133, E171

Each chocolate bar measures 9.5cm x 3.5 cm and weighs approx 35-40g. We know the measurements because we made the moulds, but our weights will vary slightly because they are made by our own experienced, if imprecise, hands.

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