Obnoxious Chocs Funny Divorce or Break Up Gift | Bagstock & Bumble
Who knew that chocolate was the perfect closure?
These Obnoxious Chocs make the perfect funny divorce or break up gift for anyone newly single and ready to laugh about it... or at least eat their feelings in peace.
Inside the custom, vintage styled gift box, they’ll find eight chunky Belgian milk chocolate hearts, each decorated with a slogan that says what everyone else is thinking: ‘Happy ever after’, ‘I did’, ‘Never liked ’em’, ‘Next!’, ‘Practice makes perfect’, ‘Sod that’, ‘To keeping the big telly’, and ‘Well rid’. A great divorce gift for her to raise a smile.
Made with Fairtrade chocolate, a bit of coloured cocoa butter, and zero sugar-coating.
All of our packaging is free of plastic.
We can send your chocolates directly to the recipient if you chose. We offer gift wrapping and a choice of gift tags and greetings cards – so take a look at the options in the images above which you can add from the drop down boxes when placing your order. Don’t forget to input a short personal message in the box provided if you’d like us to write it onto the tag or card for you.
All of Bagstock & Bumble's treats are hand made in West Yorkshire from the finest quality fair trade Belgian chocolate.
Best before: All items will have an absolute minimum of six weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date which will be clearly marked on the packaging.
Allergies: Our white and milk chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.
Storage: Please store our items in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated - this may cause the chocolate to bloom and product unsightly white marks on the surface (thought it would still be perfectly fine to eat).